Therapists: "Can you please re-state that as a positive need?"
#SOTU
. @ToysRUs figured out the way to get kids back in their stores is pandering to their parents.
It’s working. Let’s go!
#turndownforwhat
#liljon
Dead giveaway that @TheLastofUsHBO filmed in Vancouver.
Seattle never plays Seattle & Vancouver never plays itself.
#LastOfUs #PNW #vancouverbc #Seattle
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This new wave of deconstruction is not, as many religious leaders have suggested, something born of evil that must be denounced. The work of deconstruction is often born of the Spirit, a movement of God attempting to bring the church back to Jesus. #invisiblejesus
Pretty sure @nbcsnl just called Cecily Strong bc they'll need her to play @gretchenwhitmer campaigning for president in the fall.
I wrote a thing! My take on realism of #TheBrothersSun on @netflix
taiwaneseamerican.org/2024/0… via @TaiwaneseAm_org
Special thanks to @_austrian staff at Vienna airport Vinni for super friendly, helpful and professional service with luggage!
If David Stern were commissioner right now he’d force Ja Morant to “retire” and spend 1.5 seasons humiliating himself playing in the American Cornhole League under the guise of fulfilling his father’s dreams before allowing him to return to basketball.
Chicago’s always rooting for you @JimmyButler ! What a game!
I feel like a millennial Mister Rogers whenever I get home, take off my jacket, and replace it with a zip hoody.
WTH is Mac McClung playing basketball?! Dude could easily be the GOAT of figure skating, ski jump, X games, diving...
#NBAAllStar #NBAAllStarDunkcontest
Daniel and Damien at Meadowbrook CC run one of the best volleyball drop-ins in Greater Seattle. It's very well-organized and everyone has a good time. Bravo @SeattleParks for having excellent staff and providing great recreation options for Seattle residents!
This Southwest Airlines fiasco means those of us loyal to United no longer have to be ashamed of “the incident,” right?
Real life version of those @chancetherapper @nbcsnl sketches where local sports reporter gets called in for other responsibilities!
Calvin Chen retweeted
‘Don’t Worry, I Used to Fly in the Midwest,’ Announces Pilot Moments Before Slowly Sliding Into Parked Planes: bit.ly/3veNnpO
Pretty sure my middle school concert band played more in tune than the intro to @starwars #Andor this week. #AndorFinale @andorofficial
Joe Tsai is that snotty rich kid who buys everything based purely on brand-name label prestige without regard for quality, reliability, function, and whether it matches or fits. #CHIvsBKN #NBATwitter #Celtics #NetsWorld








