We went dancing for @misskierston’s bachelorette party. A man walked up to me and told me I was beautiful. I said “Thanks. I’m married.” He replied, “Nice to meet you Mary.”
Writing "THE OKLAHOMA STANDARD" on the new driver's licenses isn't the flex you think it is, Oklahoma.
I like to play a game while driving. It's called "Are you drunk or are you stupid?" 😃You can play too! It's fun!
Camille Harp retweeted
When we talk about the redistribution of wealth, we should consider what Will Rogers said: money trickles up.
Things I said I'd never do as a mom #69263728.. I just licked my finger and smoothed down an alfalfa hair on my kid's hair. Level up!
I think I just scared the crap out of an old lady when I slowed down real creepy like near her to take a better look at her dog.
That old saying "Trust Your Gut" doesn't work for me. I get nervous guts opening a can of biscuits. How can that possibly be a good indicator for anything?
Gah. Finally. I finished all the Butterfingers. Now I rest. Glad that's over. #nevergiveup #dontbeaquitter #winner
Camille Harp retweeted
Replying to @camilleharp
Parenthood does weird things to a gal. I heard a Shakira song from a kid movie and I want to cover it.
We are playin!
Sneaking up on you guys next week for a showwwww @Lil_LizaBee @camilleharp @misskierston
Camille Harp retweeted
A lot of people have asked me lately what keeps me in Oklahoma, and I have to be honest it’s gravity.
Fire them immediately!!!! #thisiswhytheykneel
Hey @NFHSNetwork looks like you forgot to cut the Mic!!! "F****** N******" is the one that really got me!! Tell us how you really feel!! THIS IS WHY THEY KNEEL!!!
@Migliorino_Nick @tohara_o @NHS_AthDept @gonormantigers
Camille Harp retweeted
Replying to @existentialfish
$2,000 total stimulus / $7.25 = ~ 276
276 hours / 40 hours a week = 7 weeks of full time work at the federal minimum wage that the millionaire @DaveRamsey says amounts to nothing
Thanks Ramsey for so "eloquently" explaining why it's vital to raise the minimum wage to $15/hour












