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recovering songwriter. mom of two. wife of one. currently cracking under pressure somewhere in oklahoma.

Norman, OK
Joined March 2009
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We went dancing for @misskierston’s bachelorette party. A man walked up to me and told me I was beautiful. I said “Thanks. I’m married.” He replied, “Nice to meet you Mary.”
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I hate when I go out and about and no one tells me my shoes are cute. I'm calling it a day.
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See what I mean....
Finally Kevin Stitt made us Top 10 in something!
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Writing "THE OKLAHOMA STANDARD" on the new driver's licenses isn't the flex you think it is, Oklahoma.
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I like to play a game while driving. It's called "Are you drunk or are you stupid?" 😃You can play too! It's fun!
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When we talk about the redistribution of wealth, we should consider what Will Rogers said: money trickles up.
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Eating kale is equivalent to eating hair straight off a brush. #nothanks #itry
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Oklahoma's forecast has multiple personalities.
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From Integris Health in Oklahoma PLEASE READ!
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Things I said I'd never do as a mom #69263728.. I just licked my finger and smoothed down an alfalfa hair on my kid's hair. Level up!
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I think I just scared the crap out of an old lady when I slowed down real creepy like near her to take a better look at her dog.
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That old saying "Trust Your Gut" doesn't work for me. I get nervous guts opening a can of biscuits. How can that possibly be a good indicator for anything?
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Gah. Finally. I finished all the Butterfingers. Now I rest. Glad that's over. #nevergiveup #dontbeaquitter #winner
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Replying to @camilleharp
@camilleharp plays for @okoiltailgate this Saturday 3:30 @OthellosNorman – at Edmond, OK
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Parenthood does weird things to a gal. I heard a Shakira song from a kid movie and I want to cover it.
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We are playin!
Sneaking up on you guys next week for a showwwww @Lil_LizaBee @camilleharp @misskierston
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Camille Harp retweeted
A lot of people have asked me lately what keeps me in Oklahoma, and I have to be honest it’s gravity.
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Fire them immediately!!!! #thisiswhytheykneel
Hey @NFHSNetwork looks like you forgot to cut the Mic!!! "F****** N******" is the one that really got me!! Tell us how you really feel!! THIS IS WHY THEY KNEEL!!! @Migliorino_Nick @tohara_o @NHS_AthDept @gonormantigers
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Replying to @existentialfish
$2,000 total stimulus / $7.25 = ~ 276 276 hours / 40 hours a week = 7 weeks of full time work at the federal minimum wage that the millionaire @DaveRamsey says amounts to nothing Thanks Ramsey for so "eloquently" explaining why it's vital to raise the minimum wage to $15/hour
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