always (maybe) joking

nev-ada not ne-vah-dah
Joined July 2018
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At this big ass age, I’m not telling nobody that has lived through the same two years of a worsening economy and political climate why we should not be voting for anybody associated with the Republican Party. That is willful ignorance and I’m not engaging with that.
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i've seen enough, we can wrap up this week
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normalize becoming a bitch when youve been way too understanding for too long
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the house is finally baby proofed. everything is coated in a thick layer of plan b
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i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop
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If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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I love whatever seeing to the moon does to my heart
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everyday i’m thankful for my normal family who loves each other lmfao shit. yall can’t bring a dish to thanksgiving, can’t take nobody to the airport, can’t stay at nobody’s damn house lol damn
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This childfree weekend discourse is insane, we need to wrap it up. I’m seeing some of y’all saying it would even be unreasonable to leave a 2+ year old with your spouse for a weekend to spend time with your friends. Grass needs to be touched.
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a successfully housebroken boyfriend is something to celebrate
Why do all straight girls posts about their boyfriends sound like they just trained a dog to stop pissing on their carpets and eating their socks
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I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
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fighting the patriarchy by being the less domestically capable person in my heterosexual relationship
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People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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I am no better than a Man
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Someone needs to run a political ad saying no child has ever had gender reassignment surgery at school and if you believe that you are too stupid to vote.
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feel it start
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i love being like “i don’t eat fast food” and then go and order $30 worth of taco bell once a month
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i am an empath so it really hurts me when you guys are fucking stupid
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so reading a book in public is performative but mindlessly tapping a screen to avoid basic human interactions isn't?
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