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I actually admire the audacity of our fans hahaha
Here me out…
Tottenham Hotspur will sign Erling Haaland.
If Manchester City face the punishments we expect them to face, including relegation and a transfer ban, they will have to sell nearly all their top earners, including Haaland.
Haaland earns a staggering £525,000 per week currently which leads to only a select group of clubs having the finances to afford him. No team outside of England’s big 5, Real Madrid, PSG or Bayern Munich can afford Haaland.
Real Madrid have Mbappe, Bayern have Kane, PSG have Dembele, Liverpool have Isak, Chelsea have Joao Pedro, Arsenal have a set team and two capable strikers, plus Haaland dislikes Arsenal, and Man United have spent heavy on attackers and Haaland already dislikes them.
This leaves one team. A team that Haaland has never shown a disliking toward. A team with more financial capability than anyone else currently, and a team in desperate need of a striker: Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. The cherry on top, he can rejoin his mates Omar Marmoush and Savinho.
This part goes without saying, but Haaland is obviously perfect for Tottenham. I believe that if the opportunity presents itself, De Zerbi can convince Haaland that with City gone, Tottenham is the perfect fit for him.
Even if you don’t think Haaland will choose Tottenham, no other team is in a better position to obtain him. If you believe otherwise, I would love to hear it.
Erling Braut Haaland, welcome to N17.
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🚨 Omar Marmoush granted permission to take Tottenham Hotspur medical after saying goodbyes at Manchester City today. 27yo joins #MCFC on loan with #THFC buy obligation for £50m + £10m (£5m guaranteed) - 4+1yr contract & no Frankfurt sell-on @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7525263…
Love to see the outrage about the Spurs spending, but we all know it’s been a long time coming!
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Football is hilarious. Spurs spent years losing the likes of Bale, Modrić, Kane, Walker and Berbatov while building a new stadium and growing revenue.
Now they can finally afford one huge window with money the club generates — OUTRAGE.
City facing 115 charges though? Sound.
Will play until Saliba is back, then he's on the bench. Weird move.
🚨🔴⚪️ Ezri Konsa has agreed personal terms with Arsenal: he wants the move as negotiations are moving to the final stages.
Konsa’s camp informed Villa about his desire to join #AFC project as clubs are in contact to get the deal done soon.
Top target all summer, now closer — as @David_Ornstein reports.
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One of the worst lists I've ever seen.
■ There are nine Manchester City players in the top 50
■ And five Arsenal players in the top 10
■ One player outside the 'big six' in the top 20
■ And no room for two World Cup winners
We've ranked the 50 best players in the Premier League before the season begins.
And we'll be updating the rankings once a month throughout the 2026-27 campaign.
Enjoy.
🔗 nyti.ms/4zG5tRM
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Damned if we do, damned if we don’t. People were happy with Spurs being the non threatening, under-spending over achievers. Now we start to spend like everyone else and everyone loses their minds. They must be scared…
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Truly unbelievable viewing. Guy who doesnt know the rules of the game is allowed to change them just because 'he' thought it wasn't a foul. US should never host a global sporting tournament ever again. I'm so serious.
🚨 Trump on the USA Red Card: “It wasn’t a foul. You want to see a game with your best players. How would you feel if we took Messi, Ronaldo or Harry Kane out?”
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Spurs start to spend a little money,, within the rules, and everyone starts losing their minds!
Yet not a peep when talking about Chelsea and Man City spending. Funny that.
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If this means selling Vuskovic for around that price it’s a MASSIVE mistake…
🚨 EXCL: Tottenham Hotspur reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Jan Paul van Hecke. Deal for 26yo #Netherlands int’l worth £52m fixed, no add-ons. Luka Vuskovic situation separate; 2nd #BHAFC offer worth £35m rejected by #THFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7341710…
The audacity to answer these questions with a big smile on his face. He knows he‘s got away with it, despite him being a major reason as to why we find ourselves facing relegation!
🗣️ "I could never have envisaged this at the beginning of the season."
Daniel Levy gave his thoughts on Tottenham Hotspur's Premier League survival chances after he received a CBE at Windsor Castle.
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Enjoying unfollowing all these anti spurs football accounts. Needed a spring clean. Laziest journalism I’ve ever seen
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It never, ever gets mentioned publicly, but Tottenham Hotspur fans year after year pack every single away end. Thousands miss out, too. They were unbelievable tonight. #THFC
