If you can position a car around a lawn chair in Boston, you can park a car.

The problem with chasing rabbits is, they make more rabbits. 🐇🐰🐇🐇🐇🐇

There’s worse places to step in shit, than the beach 🏖️

Big energy #MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingParade

I’m not okay with this… Boomers being ad targeted nostalgia for conservative 1950s values … where women’s roles look like this for my generation. This is not okay, I’m not okay with this. #MacysThanksgivingParade @nbc

Mark Zuckerberg’s list of AI experts, is missing all the best and brightest who know better.

The poet must not avert his eyes. You must know what world you are living in.

Comedy is the antidote to AI. Language models are trained without comedic reference because computers can’t understand sarcasm, like an 8 year old idiot.

Between Gretzky and Ovechkin, the margin comes down to one game between great and 🐐. Every single game counted.

Has 23 and me considered licensing data back to their customers? … Create what could become the American paradigm for a publicly-owned, data co-operative? It’s a good outcome for people and get returns for their financiers. @23andMe

The winningest coach of all time? Coaches an all women’s team. That’s not by coincidence. @UConnWBB

If we’re doing all this in the name of efficiency, we should be doing way more antitrust litigation @elonmusk

When do we start simplifying the tax code? if we could fire the IRS by April 15th, that’d be great @elonmusk

The difference between Valterri Bottas and Lewis Hamilton is seconds.

What’s your take on campaign finance reform @elonmusk ?

Man need something he can hold on to, a nine pound hammer or a woman like you. Either one of them things will do.

Sit in silence was a confusing punishment as an introvert.

I’m the aunt who has a plentiful and freeflowing supply of gummy worms, because I love them.

As a white Canadian, I chose Kendrick.

You might think they wrote you off. They’re going to have to rope me off.