matt

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"Sauce in the halls" isn't the flex you think it is. Sounds messy.

Only the lowest of the low steals from a coin show.

Round billy goat bellies make me smile.

Chugging straight egg nog because I bought it on clearance.

Threat Level Midnight: Running out of your favorite hot sauce while eating without any replacements when all the nearby stores are closed.

Monday is the Sour Patch Kids of the week: 2.3 seconds of greatness followed by 23.977 hours of monotony.

Monday Attitude: Falling back and absolutely pulling the warm covers over my cold head.

Bought a car on Halloween. I guess I've got a thing for specific dates... either that or I'm starring in the horror movie of my life.

"Turn that trash into cash." - The story of my life.

Filled the freezer with Red Baron pizza, representing Walt for Halloween.

Making friends with strangers isn't always bad, except for when you meet them at the dump...

When the sound of silence absolutely grinds my gears...

Nut-falling season is something else, y'all.

When the service department proclaims you've got 10k miles to go before getting four new replacements and then two flats within two weeks, just know Big Tire was listening in on your conversation.

I'm tired of dealing with inflation and shrinkflation, but the expexted cranflation, just in time for Thanksgiving, is just pushing me too far...

Grasshoppers hovering like hummingbirds is only one example that my lawn might be overgrown.

The only thing more disappointing than a one-bite, instant-crumbling taco disaster is biting into a corn shell that's incredibly flaccid.

Notable Tennessee Craft Beer News: - Yazoo Brewing gets bought out by TailGate Brewery. And the more things change, the more they stay the same: - Blackstone Brewing wins the state's only GABF medal in '26.