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starlie 🐾

@canine_crypt

🦴 22 🦴 she/they/he 🦴 mdni 🦴

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Joined October 2024
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maybe i like big sleeves cuz it makes me feel like bird?
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They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.
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blocking her isnt enough i need you to hire a hitman
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idk why your friend is so obsessed with you but i will eliminate them soon
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EEEEK!!! a bat!!
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if you love her please wipe the piss off your dick
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yumi 🌸@dumbtoygfNov 1
not all angels have wings, some have nice boobs and mental illness
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lucy westenra ♱@bIoodfangsNov 4
can i be your creepy, dead, unsettling, obsessive, perverted vampire wife?
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill Mamdani on the $5 bill Lady gaga on the $10 bill Rupaul on the $50 bill Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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puppyplay but we're both puppies and you're mauling me in the neck
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if i get high enough i unlock this psychic power where i can sense that the air fryer just finished in the other room
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they’re saying santa’s going to be a butch lesbian this year now
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griffin@griffinuggetsNov 4
they changed the Pledge of Allegiance to the lyrics of Born This Way
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idc about your 4 different halloween costumes i get it you have too much money and too much time
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jason@twinpIaguesNov 4
EVERYTHING IS BLUE HIS PILLS HIS HANDS HIS JEANS
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unfortunately i think i require the help of dark forces in order to restore my swag
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burning a bridge then trying to put the fire out with my tears
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denpa gaser@DravavavaOct 30
the most scared and traumatized woman you have ever met: im evil
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i looked cute the other day and unfortunately the only pics i took were stumbling in a Denny's bathroom
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no im not dressing for attention i just really like seeing myself naked
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anyone be nice to me challenge
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