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jack

@cantjive

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Joined August 2021
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I caused 10k worth of damage to a bowling alley bc i drank milk
rachel (@rachelmillman) profile picturerachel@rachelmillman30 Dec 2023
Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
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been eating a lot of vegetable soup I hope I get big and strong 😋
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padding out the games length so you cant hit the under two hour refund window. so fucking soulless lol
GTA 6 Updates (@gtasix_) profile pictureGTA 6 Updates
@gtasix_Nov 8
GTA 6 reportedly has 80+ minutes of end credits. Rockstar Games has over 4,700 employees across 12 offices worldwide. (twitterviewer.net/MoonMediaT…)
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I love #communism
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where do guys buy them grey sweatpants with the bulge in the front ?
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the more things change the more things stay the same
jack (@cantjive) profile picturejack@cantjive14 Oct 2022
Replying to @CantJive
Identity crisis
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green party members you're nothing
miss misery 𖤓 (@crazygrrrls) profile picturemiss misery 𖤓@crazygrrrlsNov 4
republicans you’re nothing
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I keep doing the Chinese accent when ever I say dollar the bank teller must think I'm racist af
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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I will always understand you Phoebe Bridger
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sat on my balls had to fart them out....
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*taking notes* yes, yes, I see....
Ivan (@cestlavieeeee_7) profile pictureIvan@cestlavieeeee_7Oct 25
(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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find my pages
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I... I... I just don't know what to say it feels like yesterday that I got to see the two of you come together and make something great. you made us cry. you made us laugh. you showed us how to be not so grump but if you love something you have to let it go goodbye JonTron 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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sorry babe we can't have sex its too close to my bedtime
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they call me thesius the way I be the same but drastically different
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TO EVERY ONE IN THE REPLIES YES MY CAT HAS A BALANCED BREAKFAST I CANT SPEAK ON OTHER MEALS IM NOT GOD
jack (@cantjive) profile picturejack@cantjiveOct 23
they gotta start calling cat food jack food bc I be crunching and munching 😋
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they gotta start calling cat food jack food bc I be crunching and munching 😋
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just hit another classic shabing
jack (@cantjive) profile picturejack@cantjive28 Dec 2023
I JUST BOWLED A 300 YALL FORGOT IM HIM I WALKED THE SAHARA FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS WITH NOTHING BUT A PACK OF AMERICAN SPIRITS AND A FITH OF TITOS IM DIFFERENT
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hey guys I'm jack
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