Clint Thomas · Jul 22, 2013 · 4:16 AM UTC

May have to drive south to find my sister...#wheresgrayson

Clint Thomas · Jul 15, 2013 · 5:03 AM UTC

Met her Dad on his farm...asked for her hand in marriage. "If you think you can handle her!" #WhatWasIThinking

Clint Thomas · Jul 15, 2013 · 4:57 AM UTC

The night I knew she'd be wife... #tipitonback

Clint Thomas · Jul 15, 2013 · 4:53 AM UTC

Will she ever know that's the night I fell I love with her? #tipitonback

Clint Thomas · Jul 15, 2013 · 4:50 AM UTC

Saw a doctor in full scrubs today. Happened to look down and noticed he was wearing TX boots. Can't lie, want to need help here! LubbockTX

Clint Thomas · Jun 30, 2013 · 11:01 PM UTC

Ever wonder if those random Twitter followers are NSA handles?

Clint Thomas · Jun 18, 2013 · 11:11 PM UTC

If you use your kids in your ads, I automatically think you're a piece of shit.

Clint Thomas · Jun 17, 2013 · 1:24 AM UTC

Hunh. Superman on TV, yep I know one of those.