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high, I’m Shitpost McGhee

Detroit, MI
Joined October 2009
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Jacqueline wearing Roberto Cavalli during WWE Tribute to the Troops 2001
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🚨10kdunkin just unlocked one of the craziest bars of 2026 😂⬇️
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The sample is Hunter x Hunter
Lil B - Praying 4 A Brick (unknown producer)
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend Cybotron - Clear The New Dance Show 1990 / WGPR Detroit / R.J. Watkins #ripjuanatkins 🔥🧠sound on🧠🔥
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I should go to Baltimore 🤔
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30 years ago, "What a Cartoon!" dropped one of my favorite one-shot shorts from the program, "Buy One, Get One Free!" Remember when it got Twitter in a tizzy back in July 2024? I did a whole video on that non-controversy: youtu.be/PkJX46AAGK0
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage as Space Ghost's grandfather, Leonard Ghostal (1997)
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Certain videos I just watch every single time I see them on the TL
Scott Hall’s ECW entrance to The Fugees’ “Ready or Not” WHAT A POP!
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Sheesh
JAY-Z & PUSHA T on a GANG STARR beat mixed the "So Appalled" vocals over the "Speak Ya Clout" instrumental thought it was dope to hear HOV and PUSH spitting on some classic DJ PREMIER production 🎧🎧
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I HØPE U KNØ WE KNØ U BITIN SWAG ! #SMOOTHEST2EVADOIT
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Yes I’m a perverted horny freak but my heart is pure.
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easily the best fade to black moment is when bleek interrupts a conversation between hov + tip to see if either of them wanted anything from outback.
On this day in 2004, Fade To Black was released in theaters.
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Ye and the family at YEEZY Season 01 in LA 📸
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Uzi did make 20 Min, huh?
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For Mario, the benefits of having a tall wife like Peach is that she can become a weighted blanket or makeshift couch after the cuddle session is over😌
Mario has accepted his fate😌 Luckily for Peach, he is completely unbothered by her very loud snoring💤
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Love seeing so many ppl into Westside Gunn and some of the Griselda guys now. Yall are lucky yall didn’t even have to be called weird or told “you listen to anything” for liking them early on
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Battle Network 7 starting off pretty crazy i see
Supermarkets across Europe have been hit by a cyberattack that causes fridges and freezers to heat up to 122°F Stores have dumped spoiled food following the attack
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It’s the greatest radio edit of all-time too!
Nelly was PISSED when he heard the "Country Grammar" radio edit for the first time, but when his A&R explained that the edit was better than muting his original lyrics, he fell back, and it was still a hit that fans of all ages can sing 😂 "I never heard the 'Boom, boom, uhh, uhh.' The label did that, and boy, I was hot as fish grease. I said, 'Oh, they trying to ruin me.' ... what the f**k is that?"
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