Miniature painter, tabletop games writer and former podcaster. VP of Business Development @Goonhammer. Big Dad energy 🇬đŸ‡č he/him

Chicago
Joined February 2010
Deleted my Twitter app a little bit back and it’s been the right call. Not deleting the account as I want to reserve the handle, but will be mostly gone only checking DMs periodically. You can find me with this username pretty much anywhere else!
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I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
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Breaking my long Twitter silence to say that every time I play Cosmic Encounter I again think that this may be the best game ever made.
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Carly Rae Jepsen is making the kind of music that Swifties think Taylor makes
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Sure the logo for the remake would have been easier, but I like to torture myself - the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Logo & Font Generator is live now, based on the classic red stone version from the original release! pixelframe.design/ocarina-of

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Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying
Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay
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A billionaire using AI to write an op-ed is funny because they’re supposed to be the deepest thinkers in all the land, the smartest boys, geniuses of the mind, true kings, and they’re all like, “Claude, could you help me with an eight paragraph personal essay on what I believe?”
New - Billionaire Stanley Druckenmiller tells me "of course" he used AI to write op-ed on Bessent & bond market "There's a reason I moved from an English major to being an economics major," he says, "I'm not embarrassed by it" No response from WSJ notus.org/media/stanley-druc

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Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”
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We gotta get a better representative to the world than alexi lalas
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psa regarding the world cup
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At least they made curing cancer an option!
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Two can play that game.
Trump's face is on a new commemorative US passport design, per The Bulwark and Fox News. The State Department gave Fox this image:
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I have fond memories of watching Die Hard and Predator and stuff like that on tv. Thanks to streaming, we have lost the ability to watch age-inappropriate movies with our kids on cable, where they’d be appropriately censored. As a 90s-kid-now-father I feel this keenly.
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The Warhammer community is reaching levels of cope previously only believed to be theoretically possible
Replying to @HMBohemond
They sold well because scalpers and collectors are dying for original first edition shit even if it's garbage later one. A company can launch a line of laminated dog turds, and these guys will buy everything because it's 1st edition and has collector value.
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Fellow parents what are we doing to each other giving our slime and goo and weird sand as party favors or trinket gifts
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Just watched this guy in a Buzz Lightyear costume do a backflip on ice so I dunno kinda changes how I watch the Olympics
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If RFK actually cared about MAHA he would ban velveeta not vaccines
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I am going to create a meal that is so complicated

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i’m tired of the learned helplessness in general! no one can do anything anymore. you can’t cook, can’t read, can’t go out, can’t make friends
 stop making excuses and start trying! “but capitalism!” ok sure but fight back. reclaim even the tiniest portion of your life, my god!
i am very tired of the learned helplessness cooking discourse
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I'm on the edge of my seat. You don't realize how much you miss the Olympics until they're back and you're huffing pure uncut curling on a Wednesday afternoon before the game have even started officially.
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This is a huge honor. My philosophy articles have not received many views and I had decided to steer away from think-pieces. Totally rad for one to be nominated. Thank you to the board and to whoever submitted my work for consideration.
We're proud to announce the finalists for the 2025 Bobby Nunes Memorial Award, recognizing exceptional pieces of gaming media from 2024. The finalists are @AmabelHolland, @fredserval, @CharlieTheel, and @DanThurot. More on their nominated works here: sdhist.com/2025-bobby-nunes-

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