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IT professional, proof reader, voice actor. He/Him.

Melb'n
Joined April 2015
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If you're into Chess&M try the Maróczy Bind with your partner.
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Replying to @GwwVic
@GwwVic : Here's your water bill, it's over $1000. Also there's a bunch of usage from when your apartment was empty. Totes legit. Also GWW: Our wait time is approximately 25 minutes. You are 81st in the queue.
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Hey @DestinyTheGame, do red borders not count for focusing?
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Excellent.
We re-watched all of Seinfeld very quickly and last night I dreamt a new episode. It was so vivid that I immediately wrote it down after I woke up. Here it is to the best of my memory. Bear in mind, I came up with this WHILE UNCONSCIOUS....
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I guess nobody got yesterday's @RedactleGame.
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Proving cats break everything #Stray #PS4share
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A sphinx will only have sex with someone who can pose a riddle for them to solve, but isn't satisfied if it's not hard enough.
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Perhaps a franchising opportunity for @chuntttttt and @usidoretheblue?
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Just discovered that @Patreon is charging me 10% GST on top of my monthly subs. For what reason? To be a website that lets me give money to other people? Fuck this, I can give them money directly.
Did The Infinite Monkey Cage have a trivia spin-off podcast involving panellists vs the audience, or am I mixing you up with someone else? #HorizonsLive
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If the sun is made of gas, how is the surface defined? #HorizonsLive
I'm CaptDaf and this is my favourite stall in the Citadel. #PAXAus
WIN: 1 of 3 SteelSeries x Devolver Digital prize pack!! Thanks to our friends at @SteelSeriesANZ and @devolverdigital, we have an epic #PAXAUS prize pack with a full gaming accessories setup and wonderful games!! 🤩 ENTER HERE: bit.ly/3EtdPlD
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Looks pretty real to me!
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*\o/*Supercars for Breakfast Beat all the members of the 1% Club roaming racers league in the Nissan GT-R Premium
Trying to use Reece's (oh they're not on Twitter?) 3D bathroom tool and, like, they don't understand that Australian bathrooms have separate toilets? Or you can paint walls? Or tile part of a wall? It's weird.
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Not showing "ffi" in text is a pretty weird part of my @pathofexile experience over the last 9 years. Curious as all get out why this is a thing.
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Strange, @pathofexile crafting bench shows Double resists 1 in the Lower Prison trial and the Lower Prison trial shows exactly not that.
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Ohhhhh, Act 6 Lower Prison, my bad, carry on.
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