There's not being a fan of the Royals (an understandable position), then there's actively celebrating the death of an elderly woman. The second one makes you a very unsavoury person. She was an icon. Undeniably. And as someone who isn’t a royalist, I for one will mourn her loss.

Our new Education Secretary greeting the public. Her Twitter profile says she's a proud mum and dog lover. It fails to mention she's also a bit of a cunt.

When you’ve just plunged millions of people further into poverty but you remember that the plans for a tennis court and swimming pool on your grade II listed property have recently been approved.