SMU ‘30

University Park, TX
Joined October 2022
if smu wins the acc this season i’ll bungee jump off the tallest building in dallas. book it!
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throwback wednesday
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carson tk retweeted
RAYS AIN’T GETTING SWEPT!!! 🙏
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RAYS WIN IN EXTRAS #RaysUp
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BEN WILLIAMSON JUST CLUTCHED UP
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I accept this blitz ✌️
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carson tk retweeted
NEWS: SMU is hiring Princeton OC Jim Mitchell as the first men's lacrosse coach, per source. Tigers won the 2026 National Championship, scoring the most goals in the country. @Chris_Jast had it first. on3.com/teams/smu-mustangs/n…
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carson tk retweeted
Y’ALL BETTER MAKE IT TO WASHBURNE ON FRIDAY. Let’s also end the regular season undefeated ✌️ #PonyUp
PACK WASHBURNE. Admission is FREE ‼️
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Chud C-Charming H-Hardworking U-Underestimated D-Dreamer
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Yeah bro GGs. Congrats on the WS Brewers. We suck. Such a sorry ass team
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#NewProfilePic The rays can suck on a fat one. We suck.
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Rooting for this sorry ass baseball team is so embarrassing 😂 Time to go back to the SMU pfp.
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Replying to @CJK5H_SMU
They make games so fucking awful for students to attend I screamed at a player that he “fucking sucked” and got kicked out. Soft trash school
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in the bathroom with 10 minutes left in my class
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One reason for a decreased student presence at Ford? Over policing of the student section. Prior to the Cal game, SMUPD had issued 4.5 student citations per game. Last year, that total was 6/game. Other similar private schools report 0.3125 per game. Tulane and TCU have 0.
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Inflation these days…. Sheesh
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and it’s not even the goonable type of inflation 😔
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Yeah I’m an SMU fan. Yeah I’m a degenerate. Yeah I just made $400 off a parlay. So what?
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Dude I’m actually so fat I went from eating at Arnold to Mac’s place in like an hour
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Ford is such a beauty. God I love this school so much
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