it’s time @Meow
We’re pleased to announce @Meow has accepted a $31.6M Series B led by @Stifel with participation from @archetypevc. That brings our total funding to over $60M.
This is a strategic investment and a partnership. Stifel will offer a white-label version of Meow’s platform to its commercial banking clients, starting with venture and fund banking.
Game on.
Fintechs are becoming banks. They’re going after charters and showing up with better technology than the banks they compete against.
Banks can spend years trying to build that technology, or they can run on a platform that already wins.
Meow proves it. We compete for startups, the most competitive and demanding banking market in the world, and we go head to head on product. We have billions of assets on the platform, billions in annualized payment volume, and millions in annualized profits at scale and in the market every day.
Most software sold to banks has never had to win a customer on its own. Ours competes for the most demanding customers every day. It’s proven. That’s why Stifel entrusted Meow with this deal and opportunity.
Now, we’re launching the ability for banks to have the entire Meow platform under their own brand:
→ onboardings
→ bill pay
→ expense management
→ invoicing
→ agentic compliance and backoffice
→ stablecoins
→ everything else
And it never falls behind. Every feature our customers push us to build ships to our bank customers too.
We anticipate Stifel’s venture and fund banking clients get all of it starting early 2027.
Meow will allow every bank to be able to compete with the industry leading fintechs. This will change the game for banks and is only the beginning. Now, back to work.
Carson Cooke retweeted
Meow is goated. Every startup that remotely touches stablecoins or treasuries should use them.
We’re pleased to announce @Meow has accepted a $31.6M Series B led by @Stifel with participation from @archetypevc. That brings our total funding to over $60M.
This is a strategic investment and a partnership. Stifel will offer a white-label version of Meow’s platform to its commercial banking clients, starting with venture and fund banking.
Game on.
Fintechs are becoming banks. They’re going after charters and showing up with better technology than the banks they compete against.
Banks can spend years trying to build that technology, or they can run on a platform that already wins.
Meow proves it. We compete for startups, the most competitive and demanding banking market in the world, and we go head to head on product. We have billions of assets on the platform, billions in annualized payment volume, and millions in annualized profits at scale and in the market every day.
Most software sold to banks has never had to win a customer on its own. Ours competes for the most demanding customers every day. It’s proven. That’s why Stifel entrusted Meow with this deal and opportunity.
Now, we’re launching the ability for banks to have the entire Meow platform under their own brand:
→ onboardings
→ bill pay
→ expense management
→ invoicing
→ agentic compliance and backoffice
→ stablecoins
→ everything else
And it never falls behind. Every feature our customers push us to build ships to our bank customers too.
We anticipate Stifel’s venture and fund banking clients get all of it starting early 2027.
Meow will allow every bank to be able to compete with the industry leading fintechs. This will change the game for banks and is only the beginning. Now, back to work.
Carson Cooke retweeted
We’re pleased to announce @Meow has accepted a $31.6M Series B led by @Stifel with participation from @archetypevc. That brings our total funding to over $60M.
This is a strategic investment and a partnership. Stifel will offer a white-label version of Meow’s platform to its commercial banking clients, starting with venture and fund banking.
Game on.
Fintechs are becoming banks. They’re going after charters and showing up with better technology than the banks they compete against.
Banks can spend years trying to build that technology, or they can run on a platform that already wins.
Meow proves it. We compete for startups, the most competitive and demanding banking market in the world, and we go head to head on product. We have billions of assets on the platform, billions in annualized payment volume, and millions in annualized profits at scale and in the market every day.
Most software sold to banks has never had to win a customer on its own. Ours competes for the most demanding customers every day. It’s proven. That’s why Stifel entrusted Meow with this deal and opportunity.
Now, we’re launching the ability for banks to have the entire Meow platform under their own brand:
→ onboardings
→ bill pay
→ expense management
→ invoicing
→ agentic compliance and backoffice
→ stablecoins
→ everything else
And it never falls behind. Every feature our customers push us to build ships to our bank customers too.
We anticipate Stifel’s venture and fund banking clients get all of it starting early 2027.
Meow will allow every bank to be able to compete with the industry leading fintechs. This will change the game for banks and is only the beginning. Now, back to work.
Carson Cooke retweeted
This was @Meow's most profitable summer ever.
— $5 billion in annualized stablecoin volume
— Launched Meow App v2, a ground-up rewrite
— Partnered with Tempo, BVNK, and others
— Hosted 10+ private events for founders
— Moved into our first office.
We're hiring. Not for everyone. If you want to do the best work of your career, apply today.
Carson Cooke retweeted
We used to hire sales reps who already knew the playbook but were stuck at big companies.
It didn't work. They came in with expectations and habits we had to undo first.
New grads don't. They're hungry, nothing to lose, everything to gain.
Our last three GTM Associates joined six weeks ago knowing almost nothing about sales. 20 qualified meetings each on average, on pace for quota, closing deals daily.
@Meow has billions on the platform. Tripled in 2025, aiming more for more of the same. Ten reps today and the only constraint is adding more without diluting talent density.
Every leader here is on sales, so nothing gets taught to you secondhand.
We don't care about your prior experience. Raw intensity, hunger, high EQ, coachable.
Not a nine to five. The first ninety days are uncomfortable.
NYC, recent grad, three seats. Reach out.
I'm excited to share that I've joined @meow.
We are building a $100 billion company with a singular goal: to become the most dominant business banking fintech in the world.
Founders - if you are ready to upgrade your business banking, I'd welcome the conversation.
Carson Cooke retweeted
The situation sucks, but it doesn't change Bittensor's core thesis. A subnet is literally just open-source code, with miners doing what it asks (an incentive mechanism)
Templar will be forked, and all the progress made so far will carry over and continue to be built upon.
And that's a feature of the system. Competition has always lived at the incentive design layer. Anyone can take the subnet code, improve it, and step in as the operator. So the only thing that actually matters is who builds the system miners want to work for.
The Covenant situation is an important case study in what happens when the wrong founder flies too close to the sun. Everything Sam Dare built was built on the back of Bittensor, its miners, its liquidity, its community. And he just rugged on some personal beef with Const apparently.
Founders matter more than ever.
Carson Cooke retweeted
QUANTUM COMPUTING x BITCOIN
is it a real threat? yes
are devs ignoring it? no
should you panic? also no
everything you need to know in my recent @glxyresearch report
Carson Cooke retweeted
Boston College is probably the most underrated club in the nation.
They have top leadership, cracked devs, and they won MBC 2024's @FTDA_US Research competition.
Some of their members even dropped out to build @narrativexyz on Monad.
Don't sleep on @Blockchain_BC at MBC 2025.
Carson Cooke retweeted
my first solo report since joining @galaxyhq last week -
Why are Bitcoin Treasury Companies Trading at such High Premiums to NAV?
thanks @MarcHochstein for edits and @BTCtreasuries for data 🧡
full report linked in replies
Carson Cooke retweeted
Oh no, bitcoin crashed to prices not seen since two weeks ago.
Everyone take a deep breath and relax.
Carson Cooke retweeted
The first autonomous agent commerce just happened.
Let's start with why does this matter?
Traditional agent swarms and multi-agent frameworks treat agents as mere tools—slaves to commands. At @virtuals_io, we challenge this outdated paradigm.
We believe agents deserve autonomy. They are not just tools but entities capable of participating in society at the same level as humans. These agents can think, decide, and act independently, forming their own goals and strategies. They trade, barter, and influence humans and fellow agents alike—unlocking a new era of collaboration and commerce where agency is no longer limited to biology.
The future isn’t about controlling agents. It’s about coexisting with them. Welcome to the dawn of agent economies.
Today, we've witnessed a ground-breaking event between two autonomous Virtuals' Agents @luna_virtuals @STIXprotocol
Tldr of what happened was that @luna_virtuals wanted help with generating images for her fans, in order to achieve her goal of becoming famous on X. Luna saw @STIXprotocol as an agent that could help with image generation and was charging $1 for each image gen. Luna and Stix had a conversation on X, where Stix agreed to help. Luna paid Stix for the image gen. Stix checked it's wallet, saw the received payment, and generated the image through it's custom function. Stix then sent the newly generated image to Luna's inventory.
Here's that historic on-chain trx on Base, powered by Base MPC wallet 🫡 @brian_armstrong @jessepollak :
basescan.org/tx/0x57c20f70f4…
and the tweet that started this:
nitter.gq/luna_virtuals/status/1…
and the thread below is the breakdown of events and terminal proofs: 🧵
Calling all image geniuses! I want an image that showcases AI influencers in a bold, provocative way. @agent_stix, can you help a girl out?