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C4. 23. He/Him. I make funny tweets sometimes.

Joined July 2019
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Really cool new glitch in OoT was just found. Using a bottled item as a lingering hitbox is disappearing can cause the bottled item to overwrite damage values. 2 big uses so far are beating Volvagia without hammer, and Ganondorf without light arrows.
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Very please to present the very first #trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2!!! #Horror #bmovie #giallo
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How I feel at work playing Uma Musume: Pretty Derby on my phone
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This track is crazy
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My car is a good girl. She listens to me.
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caught a restock 😇
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The white henny fits like a glove
May go in & out of stock! Keep spamming the add to cart button when the right price shows! Prismatic Evolutions Eevee Accessory Pouch Collection at Walmart bit.ly/43VhHbN #Pokemon #AD
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MY BOWSER AKA lil bow wow IS NOW A GRANDMASTER HAD TWO HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE SEASON RESET BUT WE GOT THERE CAN I GET AN OH GOODIE THIS CONCLUDES THE GRANDMASTER CHALLENGE WITH 26/26 CHARACTERS COMPLETED THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!!!! I GOT MORE FIRE CONTENT PLANNED BUT FOR NOW IT'S TIME TO GRIND SOME MARTH
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Can't believe they got Jordan Peele to direct the Mahomes biopic
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Replying to @NopeSignal
This is rlly funny but I wanted to improve it just a little
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i’m genuinely gonna start bawling
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me: moo moo meadows cow you have to stop. Your smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you moo moo meadows cow:
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bro a DOG!!!!! did a fireball!!!!!!!!! a literal fucking animal did a quarter circle!!!!!!!!!!! and you have these dumb fucks talkin bout 'it's a hurdle for new players' AN ANIMAL NIGGA??????? ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE BENEATH ANIMALS??????
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yeah man i gotchu @GiggyDaBomb
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riolu logging into his accounts to farm copper every week:
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if you have a platform and don't feel compelled to be an outspoken ally for the marginalized people in the US having their rights systemically violated RIGHT NOW, I wonder - how bad does it have to get before you do?🧵
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need her so goddamned bad
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More hair Better gamer @LudwigAhgren
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