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Joined January 2017
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Of course, the usual suspect. UGLY, SMELLY, RETARDED SOMOLIAN
Fake 49ers player Daejon Love mugshot released
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Co-Host of The View Sunny Hostin Says She Feels UNSAFE if a Neighborhood has American Flags. I’m so tired of hearing these screeching anti-American women on The View that just sit and bitch, complain, and lie about our beautiful country. If the Stars and Stripes make you feel so unsafe, you can LEAVE. Nobody is keeping you here. Maybe you’d feel safer living in Iran or Cuba?
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MY NEW FAVORITE UFC FIGHTER 😂😂😂 JOSH HOKIT 🇺🇸🐐
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I sincerely apologize that it’s not morbidly obese black trans women twerking or whatever bullshit Kamala would’ve done.
This is seriously the cringiest collapse of a nation in real time.
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Polls closed in Los Angeles 4 days ago. Spencer Pratt has been leading Raman the entire time and now, after massive mail-in ballot dumps in her favor, she is within 7,000 votes. California’s Third World election process must end.
Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA
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Me in my MAGA hat, staring down my blue-haired cashier, while she rings up 4 bottles of champagne.
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🚨UPSET ALERT🚨 #11 BENTON TAKES DOWN #5 WILLIAMSBURG TO WIN THE DISTRICT TITLE 🔥 BENTON IS SO FOR REAL. #iahsfb | Instagram
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BOBCATS ARE LEGIT 🥶 Benton gets ANOTHER ranked district win! #IAfootball X #iahsfb
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🚨FINAL SCORE🚨 Benton takes down Grinnell for a massive district win! #iahsfb
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Benton Community junior quarterback Carson Nolan, left, and senior receiver Logan Upah connected on a 66-yard touchdown with 1:10 left in the game as the Bobcats upended Class 3A No. 1 Solon, 21-20, at Van Horne. #iahsfb
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🚨MASSIVE UPSET🚨 BENTON TAKES DOWN #1 RANKED SOLON 21-20 IN A CRAZY GAME 😳😳 WHAT A WIN FOR THE BOBCATS. #iahsfb 📸: Instagram
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Matt Campbell. Winningest coach in Iowa State football history.
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IOWA STATE TAKES THE LEAD WITH 5 SECONDS TO PLAY 😱
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SEIZED THE EAST ⭐️ #DallasCowboys | @ntxford
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The greatest single season by a WR in #DallasCowboys history 💿
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The @dallascowboys are back on top of the NFC East! 🤠👑
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NCAA RECORD! @BreeceH has now rushed for a TD in 24-straight games, setting a new NCAA record. #BreeceTheBeast 🌪️🚨🌪️
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From Rookie of the Year to MVP and World Series Champion. We've watched you grow into one of the best ballplayers and human beings to wear a Cubs uniform. Wishing all the best to you and your family, @KrisBryant_23.
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Javier Báez. El Mago. The Magician.
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Breaking: The Cowboys and Dak Prescott have agreed to a four-year, $160 million deal, including a record $126 million guaranteed, per @AdamSchefter.
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