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Fictional cartoon attorney. Parody account. I love coffee and movies. Some people call me Phil

Sweden
Joined March 2021
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Since my original account @hundsnus was reinstated I'm tweeting over there nowadays!
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Since my original account @hundsnus was reinstated I'm tweeting over there nowadays!
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Reminder to follow my original account if you don't already! That's where new posts are made. 馃憞
Today on SUNDAY FUNDAY: Join two brothers in their hunt for a dragon medallion in a post-apocalyptic Los Angeles controlled by Robert Patrick! Then we go to Hong Kong for the final entry in a Jackie Chan trilogy! Starts 20:00 CEST, 7pm UK, 2pm ET cytu.be/r/FUNNYNIGHT
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Starts in 10 minutes!
Today on SUNDAY FUNDAY: An '89 karate champion movie starring Eric Roberts' ponytail, followed by an '85 build-your-own-girlfriend flick with a killer theme song? THAT'S RIGHT! You simply can't miss this one. Starts 20:00 CEST, 7pm UK, 2pm ET, 11am PT cytu.be/r/FUNNYNIGHT
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Today on SUNDAY FUNDAY: What if Chuck Norris went on Indiana Jones adventures? We're watching an '86 CANNON classic. Then, another 90s thriller! Keifer Sutherland goes on a violent roadtrip with Reese Witherspoon. 20:00 CEST, 7pm UK, 2pm ET, 11am PT cytu.be/r/FUNNYNIGHT
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4/20 huh? Taking this opportunity to tell y'all to FOLLOW BELOW ACCOUNT as I'll transition to use that instead of this one. It's my OG account that was recently reinstated.
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It's all Big Pharma!!
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The recent attacks in Australia are a horrific assault on free society. Our condolences go out to those who have been affected, and we stand with the Australian people in calling for those responsible to be brought to justice. Following these events, the Australian eSafety Commissioner ordered X to remove certain posts in Australia that publicly commented on the recent attack against a Christian Bishop. These posts did not violate X鈥檚 rules on violent speech. X believes that eSafety鈥檚 order was not within the scope of Australian law and we complied with the directive pending a legal challenge. X has now received a demand from the eSafety Commissioner that X globally withhold these posts or face a daily fine of $785,000 AUD (about $500,000 USD). This was a tragic event and we do not allow people to praise it or call for further violence. There is a public conversation happening about the event, on X and across Australia, as is often the case when events of major public concern occur. While X聽respects the right of a country to enforce its laws within its jurisdiction, the eSafety Commissioner does not have the authority to dictate what content X鈥檚 users can see globally.聽 We will robustly challenge this unlawful and dangerous approach in court. Global takedown orders go against the very principles of a free and open internet and threaten free speech everywhere.
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4/20 huh? Taking this opportunity to tell y'all to FOLLOW BELOW ACCOUNT as I'll transition to use that instead of this one. It's my OG account that was recently reinstated.
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GM (slightly hungover)
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Me when I鈥檓 having a bad day and then remember that I鈥檓 a straight white male
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No, I refuse to take a poliwag test. It's not admissible in court anyway!
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A doctor named Dr Hospital is actually really dumb
I don't think "House" was the right name for that Hugh Laurie show. Based on what I saw, it should have been called "Hospital"
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JUST IN: 100 blocks remain until #Bitcoin halving.
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