Lover of baseball, books, @U2, @Coldplay & the @Orioles. Cat enthusiast.

Joined August 2009
Should I watch tonight's game or repeatedly punch myself in the face? #orioles
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this is legitimately insane....
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Ah, so 1 hour of Mike Elias ass kissing then?
Join us live at 11 a.m. tomorrow for Jared Banner’s introductory press conference! 🎥 youtube.com/orioles
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“In baseball circles, which is a long way from Twitter, we know that Mike is one of the best in the game.” — new Os GM Jared Banner
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But you are pedophiles. There are tons of arrest warrants of Republicans arrested for soliciting minors. And if you aren’t a whole hell of a lot of you seem to have no fucking problem taking endorsements from or palling around with pedophiles. @SherrodBrown’s right.
It’s a new talking point from the left and it’s damn disgusting. They love to call us “pedophiles.” The press lets them with no outrage or questioning. Ever. I was a prosecutor and a judge. I handled cases with real-life pedophiles. They are disgusting creatures who prey on our most vulnerable. I prosecuted them and locked them up. I am also a committed son, dad, husband, brother, and uncle to a family I adore. Yet as a GOP activist/leader, first-rate clowns like this nasty phony-baloney @SherrodBrown call anyone on the GOP “pedophiles.” He can go and…🤬🤬🤬
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The Brewers have magical powers
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Imagine willingly being in the same room as these huge dweebs
“Team Vivek” slate card paid for by Strongsville GOP club, which Ramaswamy is addressing this morning on an Ohio Republican Party bus tour. Rep. Max Miller made the cut.
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It’s giving his covid era “come on guys, please wear your masks”
NEW: Gov. @MikeDeWine asks Ramaswamy to take down attack ad featuring Amy Acton's mother. "The ad, on its face, is deeply, deeply troubling," he said. "It's wrong to run this ad." However, DeWine says he won't rescind his endorsement of Ramaswamy
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What an absolute dweeb
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Do you really work in PR if one of your VPs doesn’t rewrite their talking points 10 minutes before their interview
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Hey @GovMikeDeWine now would be an excellent time to retract your endorsement for Vivek Ramaswamy
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The Rays are everything the Orioles are not. Ironic that they are made up of 50% Orioles tho.
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I don't follow football but holy shit that level of negligence is insane
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Annnd there it is. As long as this team is working off of "Mike's vision", they'll continue to fail.
Jared Banner: “When I first heard Mike’s vision, I knew it was something I wanted to be a part of. The Orioles are a storied franchise with a passionate fanbase, a historic ballpark, and an organization full of talent. I look forward to building upon the foundation laid by Mike and his team to construct a world-class organization and bring championships back to Baltimore.''
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Who's still the POBO tho? Nothing changes if nothing changes.
Jared Banner has been named our next General Manager. Welcome to Birdland, Jared!
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T Wells and Bryan Baker back to back. I’m just dying inside over here
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Rob Manfred has burst into flames
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Classic corporate America behavior. Maybe if they let you live and eat at Camden Yards that’s a livable wage.
The Orioles fired 16 people on the business side last week. Two days ago, this went up. That pre-tax salary pays roughly $22 an hour.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
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Please I would like the postseason happiness of Cleveland or Milwaukee or TB Instead we have no mascot or Mr Splash Priorities amiright?
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