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My pizza looks as depressed and messed up as me 😭 @PapaJohns #deliveryfail

I failed high school photography

I’m having one of those nights where I read my entire Twitter journal as far as I can go before falling asleep to know what people see if they ever come here

I think @Apple should let us create away messages while on DND just like Aim back in tha day

Can someone come out with a new backyard baseball game

The sun is shining…the windows are down…Dave matthews singing while cooking dinner watching my kiddos play 🥰🥰🥰

Could Apple make it any more difficult to turn the flash on and off? Like fuck

Is being 30 just continually unsubscribing from emails?

Only people I truly, limitlessly, trust can be the ones who know of the Hostess bread store smell.

Who just snacks on dry regular pretzels? Don’t you have a desert mouth???

Pot hole szn

Why does YouTube look like Tik Tok

I fw Andy Grammar

Why isn’t Culver’s on Doordash 😔😔

I’m that person that now thinks 7am is sleeping in during the week 😭

ICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY BUBBLE GUM 💃

City’s lights lay out before us and your arm felt nice wrapped around my shoulder