
Traveling self-made makeup artist and beauty expert 💋 PR/Business: [email protected]
Seattle, WA
Joined December 2013
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My girlfriend bought a bag from another woman on FB marketplace…she had me go pick it up and I wound up grabbing it from…the other woman’s boyfriend, whom she had dispatched to hand it over – at San Francisco, CA
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To anyone in Law Enforcement leadership:
IF YOUR DISPATCH IS NOT INCLUDED IN YOUR ACTIVE SHOOTER TRAINING DON’T TELL PEOPLE YOU TRAIN REGULARLY.
You train-ish.
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Rihanna said consistently throughout her career she wanted a family so I’m so happy she got to have it all. I will stream those 8 albums she gave us and wear my kilawatt highlight and be grateful.
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turns out confronting difficult feelings and allowing them to painfully and beautifully make their way through your body is actually better for you than ignoring them and pretending everything is fine
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discipline is the strongest form of self love. it’s ignoring current pleasures for bigger rewards to come. it’s loving yourself enough to do whatever you need to do, to give yourself everything you’ve ever wanted. it’s giving up the good for the great.
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I be commenting under Tik Tok videos like a middle aged mom that just discovered Facebook
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Not commenting on your girls stuff is weird I want my man barking in my comments
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We're really on borrowed time. So choose people that choose you, and let everyone else be.
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I love dark humor. I love finding a way to make crazy, difficult things funny. So this TikTok has put me to TEARS.
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?
"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."
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Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.
We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.


















