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MikeTheMagicMan

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professional cornball | he/him | aspiring twitch streamer | priv: @MikePriv88 | music acc: @mikemusicman88 | pfp by @pieroshiki

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Sxips@sxipsNov 13
a new easter egg was discovered in Mario Kart Double Dash!! over 20 years after its initial release on DK Mountain.
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bardia@thelickin13keysNov 12
deadass interpreted this as “b minor sharp 2” and was like yeah man my life would suck too if i was calling some fucked up chord
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Thinkiyama@StupidnUnhingedNov 8
im forming a team.
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maya 🌷@mayamammamamNov 4
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TONIGHT
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Croanix@Croanix1Nov 4
North Carolina, South Carolina, Ohio?, Texas???, KANSAS??? WHAT THE HELL
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We got your back, New York!
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souka@ask4soukaOct 28
the last part in ocular miracle
Wobbly (@Wobbly4873) profile pictureWobbly@Wobbly4873Oct 24
theyre having discussions about what gd part has the most aura and no one seems to know theres a correct answer
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dbj might be the funniest guy around
baja blast sheep 🇵🇸 (@cukeumberr) profile picturebaja blast sheep 🇵🇸@cukeumberrOct 25
i’m on an icee diet, i see icee and i ee cice
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☆ nic ☆@nicluvsrootbeerOct 19
adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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Temp@gd_tempOct 19
i'm such a lazy ass mf
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kαley@kaleylovesyuriOct 14
Replying to @noxiomm
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akio@onlyakioOct 7
Why do people with users that sound like an illness keep viewing my profile😭😭😭
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ren.@gottaberenOct 12
COMPLETELY realistic reaction to seeing tua snaps
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max@coolestpantsthoOct 7
Imo sports are the closest we get to unscripted real life theatre. Heroes and villains, kings and underdogs, tenacity, hubris and vulnerability play out on a “stage” in real time. Some fans even joke about “scriptwriters” because of how often narratives develop perfectly
ankle (@ankleknuckle) profile pictureankle@ankleknuckleOct 6
i do think for most people who dont like sports, “not give a fuck” is the correct phrasing. if you wanted to, you could get into sports pretty easily. i truly believe its easy to find them interesting, theyre like the most base form of story telling
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I can't believe me and @DasherDoggie beat GRIEF
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ZeusGD@Zeus_GMDOct 3
How I feel adding up my attempts in my head instead of using a calculator
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Guhmazing@guhmazingSep 1
jump
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run
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judd crud@snotwurst420Aug 10
How I raised the rent as an ethical landlord
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