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Ineffective Pikachu

@catlikemayhem

Taking a little break from @FanClubNotts. You can now find me watching Bluey and enforcing daily tummy time. (she/her)

 Nottingham
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Joined August 2011
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In light of this we will be updating our safer spaces policy - Please know that Fan Club view neither ignorance, intoxication, nor being a member of Depeche Mode, as an excuse for unacceptable behaviour.
Ineffective Pikachu (@catlikemayhem) profile pictureIneffective Pikachu@catlikemayhem20 Feb 2020
Replying to @catlikemayhem
UPDATE: Does Dave Gahan have ‘don’t you know who I am energy’ because Rachel has done some digging and... I am 95% convinced
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Dylan / દિલન@dylan_patel26 Jan 2024
Ok everybody stop. I’ve found the best #TheTraitorsUK content. #Traitors
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The goose hath descended upon the roundabout; it is almost time.
Ineffective Pikachu (@catlikemayhem) profile pictureIneffective Pikachu@catlikemayhem1 Oct 2021
“Could you please put ghost images on the side of the ghost train?”
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Shoutout to @joshuahelmer for keeping me in the loop on the ghost images ride at goose fair, but wtf does this mean, this is so much worse?! JUSTICE FOR GHOST IMAGES
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Heyyyy, does anybody have any professional experience with IP or know a punk IP legal advisor that could help @FanClubNotts?
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*chef’s kiss*
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Mumsnet Madness@mumsnet_madness14 Feb 2023
"I'd somehow posted a picture of a french road with cars on the other side of the road and french number plates."
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nicola c. 🌙 (@nic_o_la) profile picture
nicola c. 🌙@nic_o_la16 Jan 2023
In the 1980s, the British Migraine Association ran a series of art competitions to share people’s varied experiences of migraine. Over 7 years they received 545 unique and striking works of art, which can now be found @ExploreWellcome. Read/see more here: wellcomecollection.org/artic…
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As in, he is in *everything* and it’s always a pleasant surprise
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Rough Trade
@RoughTrade19 Dec 2022
STAFF PICKS 2022 @MarthaDIY - 'Please Don’t Take Me Back' Anthony, Rough Trade Nottingham @specialistsub roughtrade.com/gb/product/ma…
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Can somebody please have a word with the sellers choosing the worst possible photo they can for their Facebook marketplace items
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My sixth form coursework:
A baby outfit for sale on vinted. Tshirt has a deer design, on the tshirt it says “oh deer MSN is here”

ALT A baby outfit for sale on vinted. Tshirt has a deer design, on the tshirt it says “oh deer MSN is here”

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Log@disappointment3 Dec 2022
Christmas Day is when u suk de frites
A calendar zoomed in on Christmas Day, which is marked US UK DE FR IT ES, the abbreviations for the only known countries that observe this niche festival

ALT A calendar zoomed in on Christmas Day, which is marked US UK DE FR IT ES, the abbreviations for the only known countries that observe this niche festival

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Ineffective Pikachu@catlikemayhem7 May 2022
Crocs Madame
A photo of heeled crocs, with description of “netaporter - crocs Madame perforated rubber sling back pumps”

ALT A photo of heeled crocs, with description of “netaporter - crocs Madame perforated rubber sling back pumps”

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Thought baby was really smart because he learnt the sign for ‘milk’ at 8 months old. He’s now learnt how to wave and it seems like he only has the capacity to remember one gesture because when he wants milk he now just enthusiastically waves at my boobs?
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Francesca@noisyhearts18 Nov 2022
The Darkest Timeline Disco Tour kicks off TODAY in Nottingham @MetronomeNotts, here are set times: Doors 7pm @breakuphaircut 7.15pm @brutalligators 8pm @bigfatbig_ 8.45pm @MarthaDIY 9.30pm Stacked lineup so get down early if you can, a few tickets left: gigantic.com/martha-tickets/…
Martha Tickets

Martha Tickets

Buy tickets and see event information for Martha.

gigantic.com
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I have *just* recovered from a virus with a fever that lasted six days; I can count the days my son has been well since October on one hand. Please. Help.
Bess Kalb (@bessbell) profile pictureBess Kalb
@bessbell17 Nov 2022
Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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It must be my tenth watch but the planets/sleepytime episode of bluey has made me BAWL
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Here we go again
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Public display of thanks and love to @noisyhearts who got me to eye casualty last night in no time at all (only two infections in one eye nbd)
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