Hey @grok - Cattleberg is huge on Instagram on Twitter - why am I not a bigger deal on X? I think my content low key slaps, ngl

How many of these have you heard before? 7 Scariest German Children’s Stories 🇩🇪😱

I'm lost in the Black Forest! It's really scary here in October

Mike Flanagan wants to reboot Cattleberg! Should we let him? #MikeFlanagan #Carrie #Exorcist #Clayface

Beethoven Cat’s Fifth Symphony 🎹🐈 MIAU MIAU MIAU MIAAAAUU! 🎶

He's back! And he wants your schnitzel!😡 Remember to put out a bowl of pickle brine on your doorstep

A mighty alliance to oppose the Zwechkin Man! Will it be enough?

I think we can learn a lot politically from the Germans #CatsOfX

In these complicated times, we have to ask ourselves. Who is the REAL monster?

The liars who run this world would have you believe that cats won't eat schnitzel but I am here to CRUSH that narrative forever. Introducing Katzenschnitzel!

You ever wonder why Germans shout at their food? It's because humiliation makes food taste better. It's science.

Ralfi meets his hero, Sir Paul!!!

Behold --- It's AVERAGEMENSCH!!!! (formerly Ubermensch)

Ubermensch meets his match.

Who doesn't absolutely LOVE free grilled cheese?? Who could possibly object to that?

A pinball machine magically appeared in his room and challenged Hans to a game.

PERFECT CRISPY SCHNITZEL — EVERY TIME Try this recipe and share your results here!

You don't ask how the sausage is made

It's raining schnitzel! It was a happy occasion until HE appeared.