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Such a dissenting opinion from what I've been hearing lately ...

God.

Mm... Perhaps "upset" isn't the right word. Maybe slightly disappointed.

I know you love your riddles, but spare me the games. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

It was you, wasn't it? @3NlGM4.

They voted me as "Most Likely to be a Cat Lady" in high school.

Denied. Remind me to punish that clown later.

Oh. What a surprise. ... What is the clown doing in her apartment?

Crawls into her apartment window after a long, mysterious disappearance. Good to be back in this dump. ... (Not really.)

Mmm. Okay. As if I haven't seen your mess before.

I see. Maybe I'll give you your perk, then. ... When do you want me to come?

Awww. It's so tempting to believe your sweet-talk. [gently pats the side of his face before releasing it.] I'll say this— you certainly are entertaining. You make my life far more interesting.

Mmmm. Fine. Only because it makes Doe happy more than anything.

I'm glad you finally admit it. We should watch it... at your place.

In other words, you'll let me move in if I help you further your goals.

I see. Well, since I'm miss capitalism and all... Are you still going to let me move in?

Stealing from others is capitalism?

Well. So does mine, really.

You haven't kept track because I'm sure you've been going around being other people's doggies, hmm? Probably forgot all about your kitty cat. [gently squeezes his cheeks together.] Did you want me to miss you, Joker?