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marie curie is the mariah carey of physicists | fan account | satire/parody

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Joined April 2020
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a mulher que tava aplicando minha película gastou 5 películas tentando colar e começou a chorar
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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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JAJAJAJAJAJA MI VIDEO FAVORITO
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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Kedilerin kontrol altına alamadığı canlı yok, belki de dünyayı onlar yönetiyordur :)
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Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within
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Replying to @BuckSexton
Read the room, Buck. The overwhelming majority of Americans don't buy your culture war grift.
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Pretty much sums up why Talarico won. Don’t nobody wanna hear this goofy shit when everything is unaffordable.
Texas just gave a Senate seat to a sexually ambiguous anti-meat communist who needs 14 days of solitude to recover from a sniffle Pretty much sums up the whole night
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Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
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I am no better than a horse
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fuck it, Obama third term
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i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe
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How young people voted in the 2026 midterm elections.
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Theyre like Mario and Wario
JD Ford has made LGBTQ+ history in Indiana with a remarkable upset in the conservative state.
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NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO
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> Warsaw > Saw a lot of war
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WE ARE AMANDA SEYFRIED
It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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Anybody know when Shakira law starts? I need to warm up my hips.
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First Black anything in 2026 is crazyyyy
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If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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