@cb2milli

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Joined March 2025
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The Chelsea in me couldn’t resist confronting Xavi for that robbery in 2009 #MCGA
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Ermmmmm wolverine stream who says no?
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arnie ༻@arnie1886Oct 26
Someone genuinely tell me the difference between these two seasons...
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This is what stats have done to this beautiful sport. Harry Kane winning the bdor is the worst bdor winner of my lifetime #MakeFootballGreatAgain
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People keep slapping my slogan on the maddest things
Armin 🇧🇪@ArminCFC_Oct 24
Get out of my fucking club you selfish mouth breathing piece of scum #PalmountOUT #MakeChelseaGreatAgain
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.@M4RZ0V3LLIOct 25
I think he’s the only football content creator where basically every time one of his clips comes on my fyp I’ll actually watch the whole clip. No glaze he’s unreal
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@aliladiereOct 24
😭😭😭😭😭
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(C) HUGO@MubzStarOct 25
Man are pulling up to guys yards 😂
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wr@wr_dynastyyOct 25
Replying to @Chelsea_Sexual @cb2milli
Saw the clip this morning and I’m seeing the follow up now 😭
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🌧️@Chelsea_SexualOct 25
Top 3 intros ever 😭
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@cb2milliSep 19
🚨LOST ARCHIVES: The Day Xabi Alonso was signed (they called me negative and reactionary for this) #MCGA
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EMERGENCY MEETING 10:30PM UK #MCGA
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@mbapoxOct 24
Xabi Alonso in big matches as a manager: ❌ 0-2 vs Spurs ❌ 1-2 vs Arsenal ❌ 2-3 vs Barcelona ✅ 2-1 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 1-2 vs Man City ❌ 0-1 vs Liverpool ✅ 2-1 vs Barcelona ❌ 2-5 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 0-4 vs PSG ❌ 2-4 vs Dortmund ❌ 0-2 vs Bayern ❌ 0-3 vs Bayern ❌ 0-4 vs Liverpool ❌ 0-3 vs Atalanta 14 big matches. 2 wins. 12 losses. Embarrassing.
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How well has this aged #MCGA
No Context Fan TV@NoContext_FanTvSep 6
Generational Chelsea HEADLOSSSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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EuroFoot
@eurofootcomOct 24
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚡️ Rio Ngumoha (18) makes more successful dribbles than anyone else in the Premier League. 🥇 📊 @SkySports
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WhoScored
@WhoScoredOct 21
Rio Ngumoha completed 9 successful dribbles against Villarreal, breaking his own record for the most in a single Champions League match this season. 🪄 ◉ 9 - Rio Ngumoha vs Villarreal 🆕 ◉ 7 - Rio Ngumoha vs LASK ◎ 7 - Lamine Yamal vs Feyenoord ◎ 7 - Aboubakary Koïta vs LASK ◎ 7 - Yan Diomande vs Roma
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@WhoScoredOct 20
Rio Ngumoha has completed more successful dribbles (16) than any other player in the UEFA Champions League this season. ⚡️
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Sofascore Football
@SofascoreOct 20
💎 | He's the real deal Youngest players with a dark blue (9.0+) Sofascore Rating in a #UCL match in our database: 🥇 18y 52d – Rio Ngumoha v Villarreal 🆕 🥈 18y 131d – Lionel Messi (9.0) v Panathinaikos on 2 Nov 2005 🥉 18y 199d – Lamine Yamal (10) v København on 28 Jan 2026 Liverpool have something special on their hands 😮‍💨
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Football on TNT Sports
@footballontntOct 20
Most dribbles completed in the Champions League this season: 🥇 Rio Ngumoha - 16 🥈 Lamine Yamal, Aboubakary Koita - 12 🥉 Michael Olise - 9
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@footballontntOct 20
Rio Ngumoha just keeps making history: 🌟 Youngest Liverpool goalscorer ⚽️ Fifth-youngest Premier League goalscorer 🏟️ Youngest Liverpool player to start a competitive match ✨ Youngest Liverpool player to play in Europe 🆕 Youngest Liverpool player to assist in the Champions League
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UEFA Champions League
@ChampionsLeagueOct 20
Rio Ngumoha POTM 🏆 Special talent 💫 #UCL
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 20
💫 Rio Ngumoha becomes the youngest player ever to deliver an assist for Liverpool in Champions League… …and he makes it two. 🅰️🅰️
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