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@cberne
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people complaining about this and I was screaming to my screen "get the hell out of there Larry!!!! No, it's not early, the sun is up!"
ivy // the gilded age s4 spoilers (@amycrankheimer) profile pictureivy // the gilded age s4 spoilers@amycrankheimer18h
are people actually hating on marian for this? do y'all remember she's an unmarried woman in that era? anyways, kudos to louisa and harry for this wonderfully acted scene; especially louisa at the beginning- the silent tears, the shaky hands 😢 #thegildedage #larrian
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sometimes i see a gay guy and im like, not right now
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scrolling the timeline muttering “that’s not what gay Halloween is” under my breath all day
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everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!
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I want to know about their relationship so deeply.
mimimimi (@munichg1rl) profile picturemimimimi@munichg1rlOct 14
despite it all they’re still a family
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ben franklin was sooooo cunt for flying a kite in a storm with a little key on it to discovery electricity. and he did all that while wearing heels? girl
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Kelly Clarkson army rise up!
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Kelly Clarkson (@kellyclarkson) profile pictureKelly Clarkson
@kellyclarksonOct 10
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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deleted my dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (it’s not meant for me in this lifetime)
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Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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There are ways for obituary writers to say, "This guy was really gay," without saying, "This guy was really gay"
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maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette did that thought ever cross your mind
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oh so now it’s illegal for a new york mouse with big dreams to go see a picture show
💜Allison M. 🌱 (@AlliCinema) profile picture💜Allison M. 🌱@AlliCinemaOct 8
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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you just freed her of the curse
mit (@stckdg) profile picturemit@stckdgOct 9
lady at the yard sale was telling us “you should buy this you won’t regret it you’ll love whats inside”
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My body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh, in-season produce.
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seeing stage door discourse makes me cringe every single time like yall can’t just watch a play and go home? 😭
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Can they invent a new type of gay guy? Kinda tired of the anxious-avoidant high achievers who gave up on artistic aspirations to make money/party and who grew up with a harsh, emotionally smothering mom and emotionally distant dad … it’s getting old
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Replying to @NOTolgaa
Not subjecting yourself to my abuse is ableist.
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I really hate that I’ve never been presented an opportunity to sleep my way to the top. I’d probably take it. Working hard is overrated
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Kirkiversary is in 6 days and I still haven’t found my kirkentine 💔
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