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mouth of the south

Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2016
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if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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The Hawks won by 47 tonight. Their largest margin of victory. Ever.
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I logged a rumpleminze shot in MyFitnessPal and it said -1g of protein
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people u go to school with be liking ads on instagram
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Who wants to beat me with sticks and rocks
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Learning I should never have a Saturday off again
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The first 5 minutes after finishing a cook out tray are worse than post nut clarity.
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My daughter, Molly Percocette
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Nothing annoys me more than this….
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If I go as gargoyle pledge for one of the Halloweekend days will y’all know what I’m talking about or is that too niche
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The bar deemed me “too drunk” to let me in last night so I did the most rational thing possible in retaliation
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FUCK THE PHILLIES FUCK THE EAGLES FUCK THE FLYERS FUCK THE BELL FUCK PHILADELPHIA
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my wife smoked when she was pregnant and now our son’s eyes have to flip up from his head like a miata
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Someone get my boy a water
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when ur boyfriend starts cooking dinner and turns Evil for like an hour
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I think I'm less addicted to drinking and more addicted to just walking around cities in the middle of the night
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Incredible stuff happening on Instagram
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My manager telling the staff to stop stealing Red Bulls from the bar is like telling people in Atlanta to stop jaywalking
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I wanna be friends with someone who used to hang out in vape shops like lounges in the mid-2010s
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