@ccolotti

The guy that tried to get out but made mistakes along the way. Now having to find a way back.

 East TN
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Joined September 2009
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Tim Ray@TRayTX2516 Nov 2024
I love how @netflix is gaslighting me - “checking your internet connection” - I can stream any other show on your platform except for this fight. #shittingthebed
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Sean
@scs_real16 Nov 2024
Netflix executive: Okay, we've got the male announcers picked out now we need a woman. Some intern: How about Rosie Perez? Executive: Brilliant!!!!! The Rest Of The World:
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Everyone listening to Rosie Perez tonight. #NetflixFight
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Netflix telling me to check my internet speed knowing full well it’s an issue on their end #netflixcrash #PaulTyson
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Wreck@Wreckko16 Nov 2024
Not @netflix gaslighting me and telling me there’s something wrong with MY internet connection. #NetflixFight #PaulTyson
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Lennox Lewis trying to tell Evander Holyfield what was being asked during that interview. #Tyson #NetflixFight
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Less@TaterLess2216 Nov 2024
You had one job tonight, @netflix #NetflixFight Quit trying to gaslight me and blame my internet connection.
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Every dude my age is watching Mike Tyson tonight. We are also trying our hardest to stay awake…because we are old…and are usually asleep by now…#tysonvspaul #Tyson #TysonPaul
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To my fans I’m going to always give it everything I have. I’m a ruthless warrior & Katie is my buddy but Damn her best attribute is her head. No punching power but hard ass head lol.
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Netflix
@netflix16 Nov 2024
Evander Holyfield and Lennox Lewis hyping up Mike Tyson before the big fight. Legends. #PaulTyson
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Here's a backstage look at the @netflix IT Department trying to stop the buffering during the #PaulTyson #NetflixFight.
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Netflix servers right now
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These fights are awesome. #netflix
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Seriously @netflix should be embarrassed right now. As soon as people actually want to use their service, THIS IS WHAT WE GET.
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1.) Can you have your streaming service more prepared for the largest data crush it’s ever received? #TysonPaul
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Netflix IT right now #NetflixFight
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I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.
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The @netflix control room right now.
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Netflix executives watching these streaming issues:
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The only fight I’m watching Netflix fight for it’s life #NetflixFight
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