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tonight i’m gon’ be rockin it

Portland, OR
Joined January 2007
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To quote the eternal Nigella Lawson: “please don’t try and be funny”
Having a trad Halloween party. Only witches, mummies, scarecrows, zombies, vampires, and Frankensteins allowed. No niche online meme references. If you have to explain what your costume is or show a reference photo, you’re not allowed in.
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that one friend that still thinks about sentimental value (2025)
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if charli doesn’t recreate this for halloween.
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back of the line pal
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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A.I. movies are bombing in China, Taika Waititi is being denied theatrical distribution, the restoration of Ken Russell’s The Devils is extending its own theatrical run. I’m not a “nature is healing” guy but something is shifting in the right direction and it’s beautiful to see.
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im on her side sawry
Middle age white woman accuses Drake of stealing her entire outfit
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How is he still single
From the Holy See Press Office: "Pope Leo XIV has exercised his right to vote as a United States citizen, whenever he was eligible to do so. The Holy See Press Office confirms that in keeping with this long-standing practice of civic participation, he has submitted his mail-in ballot in Chicago. The Holy Father has also confirmed that, during his years of residence in Peru he exercised his right to vote whenever he was eligible to do so. The Holy Father expresses his belief in the right and the duty of citizens to participate in democratic processes."
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on my opinion RuPaul and Michelle Visage finishing an unfinished Tennessee Williams play sounds incredible
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You could never make RENT today (voicemails)
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Iggy azalea I accept your ALS ice bucket challenge.......... uhoh
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caroline polachek appears via facetime
🚨 Caroline Polachek appears via FaceTime during Angèle’s performance of “Love Triangle” on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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question: do we have any videos of donald trump listening to video games by lana del rey?
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Make sure you swing by the 7-Eleven for some pumpkin brûlée (?) served up by Tom Hanks (??) to support our troops (???).
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Don’t be surprised if the video of Léa Seydoux being confused by a Victoria sponge becomes the Best Picture frontrunner. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this is going to connect with audiences, including Academy voters.
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still cant get over how good the korean leviticus posters are
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if doja and tinashe linked up …. i’ve been saying this. no one in their class touching them on stage
nah this is ridiculous , actually
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Who is Mary Beth Barone ? She looks like a SUR employee
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I was born to lowball charli on vinted she’s not ready
this catalog is genuinely INSANE i hope it goes to angels and not a fuck ton of bots 🥴🥴🥴
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seeing the reflection of him checking his IG story views >>> I hope he saw it sis
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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