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californiyay
Joined June 2014
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Salem and @starbucks are a delicious pair! The Black Cat Frappuccino arrives in select U.S. locations tomorrow!
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had a dream that don draper gave me some yogurt to try
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after the browns won they bought me a beer at the pub
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when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air
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ESPN Sunday Night NFL promo (1992)
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A Touch of Class - Around the World (La La La La La) (2000)
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TAke a look, y'all: greasy_burrito.jpeg
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i've had way less emails in my junk folder since the last yandex data center was hit lmao
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i forgot about california's drop program SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best state in the nation BRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yash Sheth.
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Alien Sex Fiend - Now I'm Feeling Zombified
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TRENDING: Former Steelers HC Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin made the comment during a recent interview with GQ, where he also revealed his unexpected love for playing Minecraft. The Super Bowl-winning coach stepped down in January after 19 seasons with Pittsburgh, never recording a losing season. Follow @TheSportsPlace for more!
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In January, @CoachTomlin sent shockwaves through the NFL when he stepped down as coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers after 19 seasons. Even more surprising, though, was the recent revelation that this hard-boiled leader of men absolutely loves playing Minecraft. “I am probably on the spectrum,” the Super Bowl champion told GQ’s @jhnevins when the two met up earlier this month to talk about life after football. “My wife would say that.” gq.visitlink.me/wyrws8
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why do companies stop their holiday stuff weeks before? i missed out on the spooky ranch.....
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