Writer of jingles, creative copy, scripts. Chief influences: The Far Side and Asterix & Obelix. Mad about deep house & rock. A sense of humour is key.
South Africa
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🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
Always put a comma (,) in your passwords. If they ever end up in a data leak, it'll break the CSV.
Confirm @grok?
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
A UVU EMT there during Charlie Kirk's assassination told colleagues he HAD EVERYTHING in his medic bag needed TO ASSIST with CHARLIE KIRK and was TURNED DOWN BY Kirk's SECURITY team 👀
Why would they allow "yankin-bankin" Frank Turek with ZERO medical skills help but NOT EMS? 🤔
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
Over 60 Muslim men raped Scarlett West from the age of 14.
None have been convicted. Her father stood as Restore Britain’s candidate for Greater Manchester mayor.
There was no national outrage, no wave of arrests, and no accountability.
Russell Brand, by contrast, is facing the full force of the justice system over an allegation involving touching a woman’s breast 15 years ago. If the evidence shows he is a predator, he should be punished.
That is how a functioning system works.
The same system has produced nothing for Scarlett. The men who systematically raped and trafficked her as a child remain free.
This is not an isolated failure. It is a pattern in which certain offenders are pursued relentlessly while others walk amongst us.
Where are the 60 Muslim men who raped a child?
Disgraceful.
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
The British crown is totally cool with the rape & trafficking of 250K British school aged girls by hordes of Muslims, but dammit Russell Brand is going away for mere accusations that can’t be proven that occurred 17-27 years ago.
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🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
Not a big fan of Russell Brand, never have been.
For over 18 years I have been an Investigator assisting alleged miscarriages of justice. One thing I'm not is a Mr Loophole, I've turned down cases and withdrawn my services when I uncover evidence that suggests guilt.
What it comes down to is "consent", if it is non consensual then its an offence, however if the allegations are due to:
1. Regret the following day - "wish I hadnt, it wasn't that great".
2. Financial gain - £22k compensation
3. Revenge - "should have paid for my taxi home" true case I've been involved in.
4. Family court advantage
5. Mental health
6. Guilt - Suddenly remembers they're married, boyfriend, partner
7. Embarrassment - what will friends I was out with say?
All of the above is not r4p3. It is a consensual act.
All I am saying, there's a lot of men right now who must be terrified of their past one night stands and relationships.
I worry for my 19 year old son and can't stress enough there are young women out there looking for a quick £22k payday.
I'm pretty sure there'll be those coming up to Christmas thinking of costs, suddenly remembers they saw him once in a nightclub twenty years ago.
gbnews.com/celebrity/russell…
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
A wife is without her husband. Three children are without their Dad. Yet everyone thinks the real victim in this, is a drunk groupie, who was cheating on her boyfriend. Someone who has anonymity for life and will probably get a financial payout.
I don’t care what anyone calls me. I have a unique perspective on this as someone who had a romantic encounter with Russell in the naughties and then collaborated with him on a political campaign in 2014.
If this drunk groupie thought he was a predator, why would she stand by and watch him sleep with 1000s more women. Didn’t she care about those women?
It’s not true that women in the comedy industry warned each other about Russell. No-one warned me and it could not have been more obvious that I was connected to him.
Just because I am a woman, doesn’t mean I should "believe all women."
I would be more likely to believe women who report criminals to the POLICE. Not the media, decades later.
I believe in the right to a fair trial. Convince me it was fair!
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
This is literally unbelievable…
An 80-year-old with severe Alzheimer’s just REGAINED her memory, emotions, ability to speak, ability to walk, AND bladder control after ONE psilocybin dose.
No Alzheimer’s drug has EVER done anything remotely close to this.
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?”
DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.”
[Theo Von listens closely for the reveal]
DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.”
THEO VON: “Why?”
MCCULLOUGH: “Because smokers maintain a level of nicotine in the bloodstream… Smoking blocks the spike protein. It’s amazing. I thought smokers were going to go down.”
THEO VON: “Do you think that’s a good idea [to use nicotine patches] on a regular basis?”
DR. MCCULLOUGH: “I think [it’s a good idea] if they have long COVID... Nicotine, don’t forget, is a nootropic. A nootropic is a drug that makes the brain function more effectively... It’s addictive, but it’s not harmful to the human body... Nicotine patches are perfectly safe.”
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
Just got a call, and someone might be willing to give me a piece of land to rent for R8,000 a month. I cried. 💗🥹
This could be the beginning of Zola’s Home, the beginning of the sanctuary I have been dreaming and praying for, a place where our animals can finally have space to run, heal, feel safe and be loved.
I don't know if we will be able to afford the monthly rent every month. I don't know if we will ever have the money to build the sanctuary I carry so deeply in my heart. There are so many unknowns, so many challenges, and so much that still needs to happen.
But today, for the first time, a little door might be opening. And even though I am scared, even though I don't have all the answers, **I choose to have faith.** 🙏🏻💗
I've come this far with nothing but a heart that refuses to give up on the forgotten, and a faith that somehow, somewhere, God will make a way.
Maybe, just maybe, this is where Zola's Home begins. 🥹🐾❤️ – at Kleinmond, South Africa
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
My dream, I will keep on praying for a miracle
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🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
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Please share this everywhere. All I have left is my voice. My story. My plea for help. I need a team effort here.
Together we are strong.
youtu.be/z30HsUsDn0g
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
🪶 I would like to thank all of you for your fantastic support of this account for #ReinerFuellmich.❣
There are good people here who always help by sharing, liking, quoting or commenting.
Thank you, it makes me happy.
I write to Dr. Reiner Fuellmich about it. He loves it! ☝❣
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
I'm calling it now.
There's a huge AI-related psyop/false flag on the way.
It's not a coincidence that Bill Gates has all of a sudden (and very publicly) turned on AI...
At the exact same time as an Anthropic/OpenAI "whistleblower" went viral warning that AI will wipe out humanity by 2030...
At the exact same time as a new fear-mongering Netflix documentary on AI is about to be released...
At the exact same time as King Charles is set to host a summit with major AI executives to discuss "safety concerns".
As with the Covid "pandemic", when the exact same narrative starts getting pushed out of nowhere across the board, with all the same terminology and buzzwords, it's highly likely that a massive psyop is underway.
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
Just in case anyone is being seduced by the prospect of a cashless society Please read what has happened in Sweden where paying cash is already a think of the past amd the freedom it provided.
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
5 uur die oggend… en al wat ek nou het, is my gedagtes. ❤️
Hierdie was weer ’n week van soveel bekommernis oor rekeninge. Hoe help ons hulle sonder fondse? Hoe kry ons hulle magies vol? Hoe help ons ’n siek dier wanneer daar net nie meer genoeg is nie? Hoe gaan ons aan?
Die afgelope paar maande het ek ook baie geleer oor mense, en soms het dit my hart seer gemaak. Ons is maar ’n klein dorpie, en ek wens soms net dat ons eerder mekaar se hande sal vat en saamwerk, eerder as om mekaar verkeerd te verstaan.
Ek wil net hê mense moet weet dat niks wat ek doen bedoel is om iemand anders sleg te laat lyk, iemand se werk af te neem of enigiemand skade te doen nie.
Ek doen dit eenvoudig omdat my hart klop vir diere wat honger, hartseer en seer is.
Wanneer ek ’n honger hond sien, kan ek nie net wegkyk nie. Wanneer ’n dier siek is, wil alles in my net help. Wanneer ek weet daar is ’n dier wat koud slaap of met ’n leë magie gaan slaap, bly dit by my.
Dis nie altyd maklik nie. Omgee raak soms baie swaar wanneer die fondse nie daar is nie. En die afgelope week het ek dit meer as ooit gevoel.
Ek wens net mense kon soms sien wat agter alles aangaan — die bekommernis, die slapelose nagte, die wonder oor waar die volgende sak kos vandaan gaan kom, en die hartseer wanneer jy weet jy kan nie elke dier help wat jou pad kruis nie.
Maar ek sal steeds probeer.
Want hierdie diere het nie ’n stem nie. Hulle kan nie vir hulp vra nie. Hulle kan net wag en hoop dat iemand hulle sal raaksien.
En daarom vra ek vandag, met ’n baie swaar hart, asseblief vir hulp. ❤️
Help my om hulle magies vol te hou. Help my om die diere wat my nodig het, te kan bly help.
Ek vra nie vir myself nie.
Ek vra vir hulle. 🐾❤️🩹.
Ek vra nie vir luukshede nie.
Ek vra vir kos.
Vir mediese hulp.
Vir sterilisasies.
Vir ’n kans op ’n beter lewe.
Want hulle verdien beter. ❤️🩹🐾
💳 Zola's Paw Rescue Bank Account
Bank: Capitec Business
Account Name: Zola's Paw Rescue
Account Type: Current
Account Number: 1055264981
Branch Code: 450106
Reference: Your Name
SWIFT Code: CABLZAJJ
Please send proof of payment to:
📧 [email protected]
🏥 Veterinary Account
Kleinmond Animal Clinic
Bank: Nedbank
Account Number: 1279089032
Branch Code: 198765
Reference: Zola's Paw Rescue
Please email proof of payment to:
📧 [email protected]
🛒 Pet Food Express Kleinmond Account
Bank: FNB Cheque
Account Number: 63109241420
Branch Code: 200412
Reference: Zola's Paw Rescue
Please send proof of payment to:
📧 [email protected]
Zola’s Paw Rescue – at Kleinmond, South Africa
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
Erika Krik is Wearing a Repaired Version of the Necklace That Was Never Collected as Evidence...
Kirk was wearing a necklace when he was shot.
It was never collected as evidence.
Erika Kirk is now publicly wearing a repaired version of it.
The microphone from the stage is preserved in a glass case in her possession.
Charlie Kirk's chair — which would have contained blood deposition evidence showing trajectory and wound sequence — was apparently never formally collected.
Joseph Scott Morgan's assessment:
"Everything there has evidentary value. It should have all been collected."
@baroncoleman
@JoScottForensic
🎼Cecile Kiley🔝🐾✒️ retweeted
HE BEGGED FOR HIS LIFE. THE KILLER KILLED HIM ANYWAY.
THIS MAN MUST BE FOUND!
The photograph is of a man wanted in connection with the murder of a taxi driver.
The now-viral in-car camera footage is extremely difficult to watch. The victim appears to realise what is about to happen. He begs for his life and tells his killers that he has small children.
His pleas are ignored.
He is shot and killed anyway.
Why? For what?
What could possibly justify taking the life of a man who posed no threat and was simply begging to be allowed to return home to his children?
There are details in the footage that investigators will undoubtedly examine closely. One suspect appears to be wearing a glove on the hand allegedly used to fire the weapon, while also wearing a long-sleeved garment covering the arm and wrist. Whether this was deliberate or not is a matter for investigators and forensic experts to establish.
The apparent conduct of the shooter also raises questions about whether this was a spontaneous killing or a deliberate, planned attack.
These suspects must be identified, arrested and brought before a court of law.
Because if killers can carry out executions like this and simply disappear back into our communities, who will be next?
And while the police have a critical responsibility to investigate and arrest those responsible, the public also has a role to play.
If you recognise this man, DO NOT CONFRONT HIM. DO NOT APPROACH HIM. DO NOT TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.
Give the information to the SAPS.
A name.
A vehicle registration.
A location.
A workplace.
A friend or associate.
A previous address.
Any piece of information could help investigators.
Sometimes criminals believe that once the trigger is pulled, the evidence disappears.
It doesn’t.
Cameras record.
People remember.
Forensic evidence can speak.
Investigators keep digging.
And we must keep looking for the people responsible.
The taxi driver had children. He begged to live. He deserved to go home.
Let us help ensure that the person responsible does not simply walk away from what happened.
Because another family should not have to bury a father, husband or loved one because someone decided that his life meant nothing.
JUSTICE FOR THE VICTIM.
ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THE KILLER.
📌 Via Brad Nathanson Investigations
