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Listen.. there’s nothing worse than a Chris Brown loving stud. There’s misogyny and then there’s whatever *that* is
They asking me to do #files and #fiscalplanning at work but it’s game time baby!!!
That WingStop commercial pisses me off every time I see it. How are FOUR people sharing TWENTY wings?
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a 14 year old talking bout some "trick on me" but queer people are the ones with the agenda...................... right, right
Yall tried to bully me for coining “holeaholic” but can’t you see that some people just be doing stuff with no regard for where the HOLE and POLE are coming from??
I be wearing certain outfits and assume I will get gendered in a certain way. But nah, it’s a gamble. Gender ain’t really up to you
Making a version of chili tonight with doenjang, gochugaru, fish sauce, soy sauce, sesame oil, brown sugar, garlic, jalapeños, berbere, and Chinese five spice, as well as red/green bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, and black/chili beans
Several years ago, a young lady sent me a Canva graphic basically stating that she was newly non-monogamous and that if given the opportunity, I would be on the Hit List™️. I love efficiency 🥰
I feel bad for people who think you’re only allowed to do one Halloween costume per year. What’s next? Christmas gifts only on Christmas Day? Fresh beginnings only on New Year’s Day??
I think a lot of people think I’m often pedantic on the TL but no, I just want to consider all angles and express gray-thought. If that’s a crime then sue me I guess


