@celestentuli

A Stand up Comedienne,MC, Actress #ISIBAYA Bookings: [email protected] or 071 004 9308

 Johannesburg
Joined August 2010
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Handshake of the year … This is how you deal with pretentious lucifer’s toe nails! Well done General
Havoc RSA@rsa_havocOct 20
General MASEMOLA might have forgiven but he surely has not forgotten the telephone conversation between General BBL and General itshitshi le monate SIBIYA plotting against the PKTT
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Replying to @EphraimSbudda @celestentuli @FireandIceME @QuicketSA @SAMOKA_SA
If you don't come, I'm going to disown you.
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Sbudda Radebe@EphraimSbuddaOct 20
Replying to @Iam_Gadifele @celestentuli @FireandIceME @QuicketSA @SAMOKA_SA
She’s funny so I’ll come…
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Heidi Giokos
@HeidiGiokosOct 20
BREAKING: Shadrack Sibiya has been denied bail. He is to remain in custody. The court found that he failed to prove exceptional circumstances why he should be granted bail. @SABCNews
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Celeste Ntuli has a show at Protea Hotel Fire & Ice Menlyn on the 14th November at 20:00pm, ra ya akere? 🎤🃏
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Let's have a #SoldOut show 💃🏾♥️ 🎤@celestentuli 📍@FireandIceME 🎟️ @QuicketSA @SAMOKA_SA – at Pretoria, South Africa
Gadifele Mafoko🌍🇿🇦GP•PTA•@Iam_GadifeleOct 19
Celeste Ntuli has a show at Protea Hotel Fire & Ice Menlyn on the 14th November at 20:00pm, ra ya akere? 🎤🃏
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Tau e Tshehadi
@D_MolatoliOct 16
PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA REINSTATES GENERAL MASEMOLA BACK TO OFFICE President Ramaphosa has reinstated General Masemola back as the National Commissioner. He will resume his duties on Monday the 19th October 2026. It was long overdue! 😭 We welcome this news. Justice has been served!!!
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Tau e Tshehadi
@D_MolatoliOct 16
Suliman Carrim has just made himself a candidate for Ebongweni prison. What a dumb move! #Carrim
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Happening right under our noses
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Kgoshi Ya Lebowa
@MothematiksOct 11
I think the ANC, DA and EFF ate the wrong money. The dangerous kinda money🤞🏾.
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NOW: Three seniors saps members from the service have been dismissed. ↩️ Former Major General and national head of organised crime, Richard "Richi" Shibiri ↩️Former Brigadier and head of Service Quality Management of SAPS, Rachel "Diva" Matjeng ↩️ Former Major-General and Crime Intelligence officer, Firoz Khan (Challenging in court) RESIGNED HAWKS ↩️ Former Major General and KZN hawks head, Leseja Senona ↩️Former Deputy Commissioner for Crime Detection, Shadrack Sibiya IN COMMON: All individuals implicated at the #MadlangaCommission of Inquiry are alleged to have associations with Vusimusi Cat Matlala. @eNCA
Pule Letshwiti-Jones
@pule_jonesOct 12
BREAKING: Lieutenant-General Shadrack Sibiya no longer a SAPS member following an expeditious DC hearing. Sibiya has resigned through his lawyers shortly after his DC hearing. He's departure now regarded as a dishonorable charge. Story is developing @eNCA
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leolimza@leolimzaOct 13
This is interesting @kgosigadiBee
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GlobalSouthNews
@GlobalSouthNewOct 12
I am happy that Africans are getting this better some South African coconuts and few corrupt politicians
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Mpho🌸
@msmonakhisiOct 7
Never skip a missing person post. Lets please bring Nontle home by sharing this
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Modese@Ramulondo_DROct 6
South Africans Please Repost for me my employer might on your wall B.Environmental Science Graduate | 3 Years’ Experience | Any available Job opportunity job/intern/leadership I have been send cvs CV available upon request. 📞 083 862 8814 Please share 🙏🏾 #Amen #Asylum
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Bhut’ Masasa@MsMasasaOct 5
Don’t forget our sisters in Kempton Park! The news cycle may have ran its course but please don’t forget them, don’t stop talking about them. Remember them, please 💜💜💜💜
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Kaya ON 959
@KayaON959Sep 24
Taste it, hear it, wear it, be part of it. Celebrate South Africa's heritage at Emperors Palace. #TheBestTInTheCity with @tboseZA is broadcasting LIVE at @EmperorsPalace. 🎙️ Comedian @celestentuli described the atmosphere & the wonderful experiences at The People's Palace. ➡️ Thursday 24 September ➡️ 9am - 12pm #ThePeoplesPalace #HeritageAtThePalace kaya959.co.za
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IG:Joy-Zelda@joy_zeldaSep 21
MISSING CHILD: Zoe If You Have Any Information About Her Whereabouts Please Contact Her Mom 072 714 2661 Please Share This Post😭
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IG:Joy-Zelda@joy_zeldaSep 20
She is still missing. Please Retweet until she is found Grace Khambule
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Jamrick
@jamrick_Sep 18
That one retweet can help save a life tahnk you.
Jamrick
@jamrick_Sep 18
My cousin's daughter is missing. Kindly help us share this post widely. Any information that may help us locate her will be greatly appreciated.
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