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celeste

@celestitty

books, zayn, professional hating

Joined June 2013
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ana@shivlestat22h
homophobia because otherwise this is 100% james bond material
Reynard Muldrake (@Captain_Fathom) profile pictureReynard Muldrake@Captain_FathomNov 7
You know whose name I’m surprised isn’t being thrown around for Bond? Jonathan Bailey. He’s around the right age, he’s a great actor, and he looks fantastic.
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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i’m really confused why white europeans are allowed to say this
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The thing is reinforced to the ground but honestly I believed in them
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubity17h
A massive crowd of people have showed up for The Great Bean Push of 2026 in Chicago.
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I, unfortunately, have to agree, especially because I just whacked Sydney Sweeney for the same thing. She and her team did not think this through and I wished they had. Especially when Martha May fine self was right there.
🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 (@evenmoredan) profile picture🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹@evenmoredanNov 7
mmm i just think it's a lil weird to dress up as cindy lou who for a song about fucking santa. and the makeup eats, but i can't get behind the reference on this particular topic. not when taylor momsen was 7.
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They’re getting tired after concerts and calling it witchcraft
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sam@redsoxsam_23h
impossible… last-minute… power point presentation… that’s due in three weeks ??????
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I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family
Monroe (@Monroe1659842) profile pictureMonroe
@Monroe1659842Nov 5
The ultimate Diet Coke roulette game! Pure suspense close calls and a massive carbonation explosion right to the face.
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Maybe don't start a match if you have things to do...?
stormvix (@Stormvixx) profile picturestormvix@StormvixxNov 7
Do people not realise this means you can be banned for taking your dog outside, going to get food or water, going to the bathroom, or if theres a medical emergency
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White people be like: this 3/10 animation on twitter made me commit suicide
Emil Tillions 🇪🇺⚣🖤🤍💜 (@EmilTillions) profile pictureEmil Tillions 🇪🇺⚣🖤🤍💜@EmilTillionsNov 7
Id be happy with this video removed from everywhere. It almost made me kill myself yesterday. I feel like it genuinely traumatized me. I can't get those cracking sounds out of my head
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📺@itboypercyNov 7
Girls grew up reading hardy boys and percy jackson and now are being told boys don't read coz there's not enough male protags. Be fr
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile pictureThe Atlantic
@TheAtlanticNov 5
Young boys are being discouraged from getting into reading—and it’s because more books are missing one key element, @sophiah_n reports: theatlantic.com/culture/2026…
An Underrated Reason Boys Are Reading Less

An Underrated Reason Boys Are Reading Less

A lack of male protagonists is making it harder to get young readers into books.

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yoms@sukiiyomiNov 6
LMAOOOOO this is such a crazy threat, I just sat up straight!
bobby drake (@mr1ofnun) profile picturebobby drake@mr1ofnunNov 6
my new hire just blew me so bad her phone percentage will be at 100 when she leave today , I PROMISE
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“Help me provide for my pregnant wife, son and 5 dishwashers”
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🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱 (@Bug_Hall) profile picture🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱@Bug_HallNov 5
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

It's now six years since I self-cancelled, and I have avoided doin… Bug Hall-Barnett needs your support for Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six

gofundme.com
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@DOLLDILAHNov 7
if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
TUFF_LIFE (@hard_tuff) profile pictureTUFF_LIFE
@hard_tuffNov 7
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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Brayy@IBRAYKOLENov 7
Sexy has 3 kids with 3 different baby daddy’s & a lipstick named gonorrhea green who’s really the hoe
armani (@marnixample) profile picturearmani@marnixampleNov 7
Sexyy Red using Megan’s name as a synonym for being a hoe 😭😭 “Sorry i’m no Megan”
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HEEDlE@HeyheedieNov 6
“i hate how good of a person chris is” im the first in my bloodline to read this
diiito (@diiito455641) profile picturediiito@diiito455641Nov 6
"Welcome to My Show"🥴🥴🥴🥴 I hate how good of a person Chris is 😭😭he respects them old heads too much for my liking
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Cozyy (@Cozyvik) profile pictureCozyy
@CozyvikNov 5
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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Not to defend a Kardashian, but this is why reading is fundamental bc she did in fact get what she purchased
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˙𐃷˙ molls (@venusiiaa) profile picture˙𐃷˙ molls@venusiiaaNov 6
£158 btw
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211@sosowhosewsNov 6
USPS tried to give me a heart attack but here is my interpretation of remaking Beyonces iconic top. Took me 18hrs of tears, confusion, and fun!
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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