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Recovering journalist | Delicate genius | “Danger to the republic” | [email protected]

Paso Robles, CA
Joined June 2009
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Bernie seems particularly interested in California ballot measures this year
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You’re laughing. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger, and you’re laughing.
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Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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What scares me isn't that AI will kill us all, but that we're in a brief golden age of AI freedom before the AI doomers shut it down
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In all honesty I should not know a woman 1500 miles from me killed her kids she should have just been hanged and months from now a traveler in town spreads the news and it becomes and urban legend that we scare our children with.
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‘Lovecraftian’ means ‘big’ and ‘with tentacles’. It can also mean ‘involves a maze’. ‘Ontologically’ means ‘very’. More words tomorrow.
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"if I were you" is so pointless because if u were me you'd do exactly what I did cuz you're me & that is how being me works
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people in dc be like sorry you need to message me on this crazy encrypted app called signal yeah we do things a little 🤏 differently down here my handle is just my first initial hope that's not a problem anyway it's just for opsec but that probably went over your head heh...anyway here's the happy hour address
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"Same, Lindsay" and it's just recordings of absolutely idyllic family life. Watching fireworks. Contact naps. A big brother changing his younger sibling's diaper. A laughing baby. This makes me sick to my stomach. What is happening here?
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I can’t stand myself when I give in and comment on the latest bait, adding more noise to the machine. Yes, the commies are here and gunning for power, but I have to maintain my sanity. We all do. Make art, take a walk, read a book, listen to Bach, and dispel the haboob of nihilistic slop that pervades these spaces. You can’t fight if you’re demoralized.
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The real reason sounds so stupid but it’s true American firemen are overgrown toddlers who love big trucks and they love spending taxpayer money on bigger and cooler trucks that are even biggerer than the other guys’ truck
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I would love to see what a post-literate Harvard is like. Maybe smart kids who can’t read will invent some kind of new shape
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every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it: (1) the Spanish way (2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before (3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha
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“wow you really must love mango orange”
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"come visit me at work" and theyre a hostess. girl what would we do together. what would the activity be. id sooner visit someone who works at fidelity insurance.
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A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette
A Family can be Two People
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I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/
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Replying to @dawnofthefemme
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A lot of Drs mad at this thread and I just want to offer that the many MANY projections being made onto me only confirm what the original thread said, which was: if you mention a medication name, doctors will make tons of assumptions about you challenging their authority!
Drs have such weird control issues that you literally have to go into every apptmnt acting like you’ve never heard of the concept of medication. I’m not just talking opioids or benzos. I mean even if you want migraine meds for a migraine you have to let them come up w the idea
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When people chant “so good” during the chorus of Sweet Caroline
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