Dean

I'm disheartened by the hateful reaction to Madonna's VMA performance. You're slating a woman who almost died, then returned with one of the best albums of her career. Most of it is performative rage bait. The rest is bots. SOCIAL MEDIA NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED. Not Madonna.

Instead of fussin' and fightin'...

Sorry, what? Top 10 favourite female vocalists? Rude not to... 1. Whitney Houston 2. Aretha Franklin 3. Karen Carpenter 4. Amy Winehouse 5. Sinéad O'Connor 6. Chappell Roan 7. Donna Summer 8. Susanna Hoffs 9. Björk 10. Sheryl Crow

It's a theatrical presentation of the West End Girl album; there's no space for banter. There'll be ample time for that on a future Lily Allen show - maybe her first farewell tour. Besides, she's been yapping for ages on that feckin' podcast. 😁

My niece was mesmerised by this @madonna video. Whenever I'd switch it on, she'd stop everything and stare at the screen while bopping along. She was six months old at the time. 🫢😁

N'aw, bless 'em. Trying so hard to manufacture a Fontaines backlash - but too few ripples to cause a wave. Cinematic feeling.

Fontaines D.C. is everything. Not taking any questions.

Whenever I listen to an early Arctic Monkeys album, half the songs remind me of scenes from Gavin & Stacey. Not sure how I feel about this...

In a parallel universe, Björk is my super cool aunt. She buys me stuff that hasn't been invented in this world. I frequently borrow her outfits. She's been on The Traitors three times.

My 9-year-old self REALLY wants this Barbie! 🤓

What? Top 10 favourite male vocalists, you ask? Oh, go on then... 1. Grian Chatten 2. Roland Gift 3. Jimmy Somerville 4. Stevie Wonder 5. James Dean Bradfield 6. Jalen Ngonda 7. Guy Garvey 8. Sam Cooke 9. Marvin Gaye 10. Michael Jackson

I only hurt the ones I love. #NowPlaying

I like to boogie woogie! #NowPlaying

All Saints' Black Coffee has some of the most gorgeous harmonies I've heard on a pop song. Tender was a giant leap for both Blur and William Orbit - but it paid off. Stunning live. And I've always preferred Orbit's remix of Madonna's I'll Remember to the original.

Ray of Light is one of the greatest albums of all time. He's left behind an awesome legacy.

Yeah Graham, why do you have to KNOW everything?! Why can't you just wait 'til August 6 like the rest of us?

Even without Kylie, this would've been a killer Madonna remix - the best so far from this album. Having the princess onboard is a mega bonus. #NothingThatWeCannotDo

Cyndi Lauper feat. Dannii Minogue, please.