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Builds telemetry and IoT applications, custom business software, and websites for New Zealand teams. From remote sensors and connected devices.

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Ok, Im doing the software on two projects. 1) is radar water-tank reader accurate to 1mm Cellular or satellite built in... on cellular 15min reading on sat 2 a day ... it decides and hosting $120 year. data included. It has a solar panel so never needs charging. 2) A new method of electric fence testing.. no earth and it measure the 'wallop' .. it gets fixed to the fence and works 24/7 via Long range LOra batter lasts 2 years .... So I suggested sell the cell/sat water monitor with the LOra built in as well. it transmits both to the block owner ..... Any questions?
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Stephen nailed this idiot to his own wall. – at New Zealand
Stephen Miller is intellectually lethal. His brilliance is unmatched, and his opponents know it.
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Went to buy nvidia shares, had a cuppa,went back they went up $5 So i bought some at US166 Lets see..... – at New Zealand
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A "certain" company needed an app so they couple deploy H&S alerts to staff as the communications system is completely broken down.... I built the app, tested it, showed it to the right people. And Nothing. Only one even accessed the app. The GM told them last week they needed to get alerts out to staff and not one even mentioned to him that FB had the app sitting there under their google code.. So i deleted the app, revoked access to the web version and sent them all a thanks for your efforts email...
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All tasks completed........ fcp.nz 100% FREE!
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Hey Everyone! Roundup is now an insecticide according STIFF stuff.co.nz/nz-news/36105431…
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and 10 days later i get an alert my GST return is overdue.... They are so backward
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The Competition is $30-$120 a month.... How much do you think I'm going to charge? fcp.nz/
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Europe is lost and better get found really quick
Insane. A Belgian court sentences a man to 17 years in prison for beating the pedophile who raped his 6-year-old son. The justice system in that country is a tasteless joke. No wonder fugitives and justice evaders like Puigdemont flee to that rat's nest.
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Ok, Who's next? David Walliams??
BREAKING: Russell Brand is sentenced to 10 years and 6 months in prison after being convicted of rape and three counts of sexual assault. The British comedian and actor learns his fate in a London courtroom after a jury found him guilty of sexually abusing four women in incidents dating back to 2004. The judge hands down nine years for rape, with an additional 18 months for the sexual assault convictions. Read more: foxnews.com/entertainment/ru…
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2 years ago i started working on food control plan software for cafes, restaurants etc... i got side-tracked.. since then there are some free trials and some that are $100 month. Mine does what the $100 month do But what if i released by software for free?
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So i have a box to deliver to Hastings from Silverdale... Too big for post some has to go on carrier... told $200. Mind you might be a nice drive.. – at New Zealand
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Say what you like about AI but i spent a week sorting out publishing an app on playstore..... Today i told CODEX to do it... 1 hour and it pressed all the buttons... I always say please and thankyou ... – at New Zealand
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This is the potential sort who approach you while in your car in Manukau these days... they are getting bolder and nobody is doing anything about it. nzherald.co.nz/nz/leslie-edm…
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Had a lovely day off spent all day on the Water tank reader website wtfnow.nz/ Now i will find bugs, then more bugs 🪲,,, oh the pain. Anyway these will be "about" $600 on cellular... maybe $100 a year for data and hosting.... Solar so no battery replacements 15 minute transmissions (others a 2-4 times a day) Radar so very reliable and accurate..... Do have a look and DM any bugs 🐞wtfnow.nz/
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Watch this and then send it to your lefty mates.. Brillant!
The Left's WORST Nightmare 🤣🇦🇺 👉Full vid: youtu.be/ZgiqGf5E8O0
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