@cessrouge

creative. author. “Thorned Veil 🥀” available on Amazon & Kindle. IG: misscesslife

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Joined October 2009
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your sweetest problem 🙂‍↕️
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DJ Low-KEE 🦋@EatMyPoisonNow2h
I just started it 🫣
Miss Cess ✨@cessrougeOct 24
Has anyone else watched the show “From”? It’s insane
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déjà 🫧@d_ejaavu2h
just finished it … when i tell you my flabbers is gasted
Miss Cess ✨@cessrougeOct 24
Has anyone else watched the show “From”? It’s insane
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Kyskii🎯@Kykorp216h
Living by yourself scary sometimes , I was just choking ona potato wedge for so long dawg😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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jay@tensorfied_15h
the hand on table when she came in is FRYING MEEEEE JSJDJDHDHDHJD I LOVE THIS WOMAN
👨🏾‍💻@soIodownAug 7
this lady is so funny
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vice.@oh_VICE17h
I keep going because tomorrow might be the day I win
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Adesuwa💞💋
@faesuwaOct 26
Me at home after telling everyone I was busy:
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@luvblessingzOct 26
when they used to animate them doing bloopers to make them more real to us :(
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenApr 14
LIKE HE KNEW DAMN WELL THAT COFFEE DIDN'T TOUCH THAT CUP LMAOOO😭😭😭
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Windy
@Maxedoutwindy15h
Some days your energy is low and you don’t even know why.
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙@antares_ojo_oOct 26
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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tay@luvvnothottiezOct 27
its so hard to explain this to niggas like bro im just not rlly interested unless you wanna devote ur life to me :/
Mr. Biscuit@PersonhavingfunOct 25
I don’t care about dick like in general
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They need to do a case study on her, something is deeply wrong with her. Plus rapists don’t want consensual sex, it’s part of why they’re rapist 😵‍💫
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Not So.@notsoplainjane2Oct 26
You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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Hassan cfc
@soulug1_Oct 27
😂😂😂 guy is so funny
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I feel like somehow even when they do the ritual and “escape” in the end, they’re gonna realize that they still stuck or they’re so mentally messed up then can’t adjust to normal life anymore
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Jamila 🔔
@_iamjamilaOct 26
They said we getting a new press secretary chiii 😂😭🦄
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@achieshiiiOct 25
saw a comment that said: "Paying taxes right now feels like sponsoring criminals." 😭😭😭
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sometimes I wonder if my man would be okay with this
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lol I sent this to my whole family, I love creative funny people
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 26
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Spooky Spice 🧡@OnePunchShamOct 26
I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 26
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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@lifeinchaos_Oct 26
First in my bloodline to witness a horse sipping from a cup
Yashar Ali 🐘
@yasharOct 26
I'm dying over how he gets his mouth ready for the drink first, starts demolishing it, and then transitions into straw mode. 😂
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