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Simon
@cfcsimse
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Joined May 2017
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Simon
@cfcsimse
29 Jul 2025
AlNassr FC
@AlNassrFC_EN
29 Jul 2025
#AlNassrForever
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#النصر_إلى_الابد
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 26
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 26
🚨 OFFICIAL: Pau Cubarsí, 12th at Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 26
one thing is for sure with the ballon d’or is that celine dept is desperatedly trying to dap up young brothers backstage like the aunt she is
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 26
why does this screenshot look like it’s been deep-fried for a good 15 minutes?
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@Priceless_MCI
Oct 26
Did the ballon D’or official page just mistakenly announce Kane as the winner 😭😭😭😭
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 25
what a lunatic, imagine setting your camera up to shout at random men just to gain attention, sad.
Teetalksunited
@teetalksunited
Oct 25
INEOS ARE A BIG DISGRACE
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 25
Why would we downgrade? LMAO
Remarks
@remarks
Oct 25
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says US should prioritize immigrants from Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 24
more like turkiye is calling with that hairline
𝗔𝗳𝗰𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶
@_AfcGabineli
Oct 24
Saudi Arabia calling.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 22
if you rotate turkiye’s flag 90 degrees then you’ll see patrick from spongebob flying a parachute
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 22
banger
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 17
so i just created a sick skill to claude, so my worklife will be drastically easier going forward 👀
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 15
Lies, we’re roughly 6 million people.
Kalshi
@Kalshi
Oct 15
BREAKING: A hacker accessed Denmark's national ID database with the password "123456," exposing details of 8.8 million people
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 14
love my life, currently vibecoding while watching a youtube video and eating a croissant
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 10
Jordan Henderson is genuinely a better footballer than Enzo Rat Fernandez
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 4
my ex was such a glass of water, she was so transparent with everything. i lost a good one 💔
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 27
Lacroix in our backline with Colwill and Fofana
Milk Speech
@milk_speech
Sep 27
Biggest carry since 2018 LeBron
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 26
Rayan Cherki, Erling Haaland for a combined tasty £10m in January 👀
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 21
genuinely who gives a fuck?
maria
@maria_rcks
Sep 20
NOOOOO THEY RUINED IT
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 19
insane how tottenham splashed out £500m in the summer on new players and they’re 18th 5 games into the season 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 17
asked the homeless guy for a tenner because i haven’t eaten today
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 15
bro you just know somewhere in the world right now a youtuber on the spectrum is currently busy doing facial expressions for their thumbnails
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Sep 12
put on barco for james in second half to give ourself a more physical presence, barco will install a dawg gene into his teammates aswell
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