Cecil TM © (@chadsandi) header
Cecil TM © (@chadsandi) profile picture

...Parody account

Barbados
Joined October 2010
Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)Photo by Cecil TM © (@chadsandi)
Cecil TM © retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹 He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
1,016
32,796
843
205,651
2,036,131
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
5,600
34,259
6,515
358,055
18,092,202
Cecil TM © retweeted
It's sort of a non issue I know but Price Smart stopping me at the door to show my membership card is infuriating to me
10
58
25
600
40,861
Cecil TM © retweeted
Literally watched Luka talk shit to PG13 and Kawhi in intense playoff runs. He literally talked shit to Devin Booker down 3-2 to a 60 win first seed team. Yall just be on here chatting 😂
80
1,870
110
18,008
285,818
We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
332
21,693
459
190,979
1,927,571
Cecil TM © retweeted
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
148
9,354
369
78,633
755,878
Cecil TM © retweeted
Mark andrews was placed in Baltimore by the fbi to keep the black man down
142
3,453
245
39,623
863,954
Cecil TM © retweeted
Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges
592
25,062
1,012
269,465
10,527,871
One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO
yesterday a child coughed in my face, today my throat itches am i cooked be honest
234
15,110
723
159,915
2,453,321
19 years ago today, Asafa Powell 🇯🇲 “mistakenly” broke his own 100m World Record in Rieti, clocking 9.74s while visibly slowing to a jog before the finish line. He lowered his own World Record of 9.77s which he had run 3 times between 2005 & 2006.
19
182
29
1,722
204,326
Julien Alfred 🇱🇨 clocks 21.79s (+0.1) to win the women's 200m Diamond League trophy! 2. Kayla White 🇺🇸 22.00 3. Amy Hunt 🇬🇧 22.16 (SB)
12
199
24
1,407
57,882
Cecil TM © retweeted
y’all beg ppl to make a public apology just so y’all can say fuck the apology when they post it, see.. that’s why i would have to tell y’all to kiss my ass
7
39
5
160
5,675
My phone just fell inside water , does anybody have rice? And maybe some small stew … to dry the phone
196
2,274
159
18,700
298,478
12.09s!!!😱😱 WORLD RECORD!!!!!🤯🤯🤯 Masai Russell 🇺🇸 takes down Tobi Amusan's World Record in the women's 100mH at the Zurich Diamond League, running a blistering 12.09s (0.0)! Amusan 🇳🇬 herself was 2nd in 12.23s, while Nadine Visser 🇳🇱 ran 12.34s for 3rd place.
101
1,779
281
7,622
196,544
Cecil TM © retweeted
Julien Alfred wygrywa 100 metrów w Zurychu - 10.70 (-0.7!) to nowy rekord Saint Lucia, 10. lokata w tabelach historycznych. Melissa Jefferson-Wooden z pierwszą porażką na 100 m od igrzysk w Paryżu! (10.70, przegrała 0.005 tysięcznych sekundy).
10
6
6
190
14,199
Cecil TM © retweeted
Everytime a celebrity cheat yall act like the nigga shot somebody
105
1,723
257
20,587
4,616,307
The argument that “West Indian” is a colonial term is just stupid because literally all of the terms are colonial. That is our shared history. WE, the people from, born and raised in the Caribbean region, do not call ourselves Caribbeans. It should not be up for debate. 😐
10
278
10
1,024
14,865
my favorite airplane observation is how everyone in first class is working or reading books and everyone in economy is watching movies
122
16,679
67
249,637
4,477,823
Chefette has never given me the belly 💀 I be laughing with yall but I just cannot relate
3
81
15
291
22,333
Cecil TM © retweeted
@TheTradingNinja <—- follow this guy 🫆 Please just retweet 🙏🏾🫶🏾
2
43
34
6,403