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British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"
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I was in a taxi and my taxi driver insulted another taxi driver. The other taxi driver insulted him back saying “go away with your ugly passenger”… like what did I do?😭
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
Noticing a pattern w a specific gender where they would claim to be suicidal af n then proceed to survive all 10-20 suicide attempts. Like no, u actually love ur life n its ok to admit that
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Replying to @Eternally_Jaded
So fucking disgusting to see assholes covering up it as a research. Fuck you.
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Malays beria celebrate halloween, but yall costume are boring as fuck. Muka berdarah with tank top is not a costume. Flop and nothing burger. If you wanna celebrate at least do it right
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mana nak cari soya uncle apek cina tu ea @chainastop
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my morning breath got me convinced somebody sneak a lil poop in the back of my mouth before i wake up
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this is how cyberpunk sex cutscenes are animated
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Thinking bout the time i told my friends my bf wasnt home but i still gotta whisper when we're on the group call cos im not sure if he has a hidden camera in this house n they yelled You're So Paranoid in unison






















