𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴

eh I guess? a lot of them never last long, so I never really see the point.

some challenge where people try not to sleep with each other for a month . . . I think?

ah— yeah I can sort of understand that. I almost gave up myself before finding my partner . hmm, there’s not much I can offer for advice. I haven’t been able to catch another one so far, I was just lucky .

right, right, it’s rude to stare and all that. but can they really be blamed ? and what’s being a goat got to do with anything ?

not exactly but . . . uh— caught me off guard is all really.

. . . well, why not do both ?

an arm wraps around her, sleepily holding her close .

she should come to bed then, they’re more than happy to share .

“ yes, yes you absolutely are ”

yeeees ?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . . . they’ll be sure to keep their refrigerator under tight lock and key . one extra person is already enough for them . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

if it wasn’t for the sudden distress he was exhibiting, artemis would almost the sneezing process cute . still, that didn’t take away the fact that this one was in some kind of pain . “ do you . . . need some help over there? ”

. . . poke . . . poke, poke .

“ can you blame me? anyone would get worked up with you teasing them like this ”