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All I’m saying is that fighting a T-Ball team at Waffle House ain’t a crime. It’s not a real sport and their Dads are the ones commuting a crime allowing the kids to play.
You want to know why Eli Withers has a broken jaw? Cuz I fought him stealing candy from 3rd graders again.
My 40yr old Grammas role model
Tonya Harding is making a comeback to figure skating.
"I just can’t walk away from it," she tells @KOINNews
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Rest in peace Star Wars legend Patrick Stewart. #PatrickStewart #RIP
Can’t wait for this game to be over. I’ve got waterbeds to repo #WorldSeries
Best defense argument ever. @BradWCAttorney
Canadian tourist accused of stealing flamingo from Las Vegas Strip says he drank up to 40 beers before pulling off heist trib.al/mXdhbnw
Always onside kick against weak teams. Make them quit!
Never see Stephen A Smith do that
NFL Network commentator Jason Kelce reportedly punched a hole in the wall in the booth after the #Eagles blew the game to the #Jaguars this morning.
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No credible broadcast recaps or news reports of the Eagles-Jaguars game support claims that Jason Kelce punched a hole in the booth wall. The story originated from a self-described satire account.
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New mascot for my team. #hero
Tiger Who Mauled Man to Death at UK Zoo Will Not Be Euthanized tmz.me/4yU6Pas














