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strawberry shortdick@chainsmokemannOct 1

I pray you'll die first so that you may never know what it's like to lose the one you love #mizisua #ALNST

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strawberry shortdick@chainsmokemann8h

told my psychiatrist I'd like to switch meds cos I haven't felt anything in months and she goes "ah yes the sexual disfunction", lady I'm talking about my heart

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ِ@ryanjpeggNov 9

behind all this flirting I feel absolutely nothing for you

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🕷️@rtzvvNov 8

#GotALotOnMyMindWithNoIntentionsOfSpeakingOnIt

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Mir@sbxlochNov 6

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

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cut man (dln-003)@DRN_003Nov 7

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Buck@Buck36043BuckNov 7

Women Want Me, My Loved ones Stopped being Concerned about Me quite a While Ago, My Neighbors are Confused by My Behaviors and Have nicknamed me Young Boo Radley, I envy the Leaves on the Trees and their Slow Beautiful Dying, and Fish Fear Me

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a@a8065287968522Nov 6

i'm above sex or happiness or people or even being alive really

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strawberry shortdick@chainsmokemannNov 7

just found out I'm blocked by the ex friend of my ex girlfriend, what happened to the ex of my ex is my friend...

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pia@lastkingofaerieNov 5

i think i was born bored i think i was born blue i think i was born wanting more i think i was born already missing you

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strawberry shortdick@chainsmokemannNov 5

feeling like taking the loml to the beach on a cold day and ominously mention he'll forget about this day eventually lol

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陽加 / halca@rka3oNov 3

「bwv 816」 M6号

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𐙚˚ ༘❀⋆@_lunettee_Nov 3

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strawberry shortdick@chainsmokemannNov 2

first time I ever came across 'afaik' was in a text from this girl I was seeing where she was telling me about her cousin, to which I asked her if he was arab cos I thought that was his name

MewZe@MewZe_Nov 2

im sorry but i simply cannot get behind the use of ‘iirc’ and ‘afaik’. stop it.

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asa@naimifiedNov 2

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carriebradziwill@carriebradwh0reNov 1

Ibuprofen at the painkillers meetup

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Theon Greyjoy Shady Facts@kyorliinNov 1

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nel@silicanelNov 1

drums.. please.. fab?

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yan@214pillOct 31

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jie | 姐—！@tartarjie9955Oct 31

halloweennn deathnote tartaglia ! 🍎

Image from jie | 姐—！ (@tartarjie9955)

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strawberry shortdick@chainsmokemannOct 30

got the last ghostface mask available one day before halloween and found some alcohol-free guinness at the supermarket, God has laid His gaze back upon me

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