You gotta hand it to me, I'm very good at this betting caper (*insert sarcasm here). I went Itsukushima place (he won), Lawborough place (he won), Dirty Look for the win (she came 2nd), So You are place (he won), Bel Mezyaan place (he won). Bet lost......

Another rate rising likely next week. Might have to start betting sensibly and drink cheaper alcohol......

Update. Didn't lose any money (broke even somehow) but am way too drunk for my wife's liking......

Gonna try and turn this into 10,000 bucks.....

You only live once....

Just because I can.....

Is Saint George the forgotten horse in the Cox Plate? Haven't seen anybody discussing. My fav jock Shinn on board too. But already declared Warwoven so will bet place only.....

My biggest win on the punt was on a first 4. Won close to 15K back in 2014. Spent it on a trip to Vegas. Really should regularly bet those again.....

Drunk take 1,000 horses in a first four bet.....

Back to normal programming with that loss....

JMac and Pinhole here. Just because I like great jockeys in big races....

Hello. Please win Proxima Dea....

Wait till my wife gets home from HSC marking and sees I'm drunk as a skunk and smashed a hole in our bank account. Got a few multies alive though so not as bleak as you might think. Drunk thing bang on though.....

I'm declaring Warwoven in the Cox Plate. When the colt loses I will delete this tweet so you should screenshot......

Scans race for Maher runner. Another Will it is!

Do we like?

Ken Callander is an absolute legend. Steve Callander was best mates with my cousin. Ritchie has really ruined the legacy of the Callander name.....

Beautiful day in old Sydney Town today. Let's get drunk!

$10 bonus bet on Smoke 'N' Darts just because it's a great name......