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Tooele, UT
Joined August 2012
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How the fuck do people have hundreds of texts they haven’t read. I literally have an aneurism if I have 1 notification on my phone, how the hell do you live your life like that
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First time this happens to me I’m getting physical
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary - wow I’m fucking old
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The guy on black shirt will not be making heaven.
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This scene will forever have me in tears lmao 🤣🤣
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This world is cooked we got the president dropping montages
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The hardest song in gaming history. When that harp hits at the 9 sec mark there’s nothing else like that shit. When the horns start going… don’t get me started. Fucking electric
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Nikki Glaser just did an Adam Sandler impression of Timothée Chalamet's name...and then got Adam Sandler join in lol #GoldenGlobes
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This is what the internet was made for
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being a game of thrones fan today means living with the duality of resenting the show for that ending but also knowing we will never watch again something as good as this
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You have got to be kidding me
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Y'all please be careful I just found a poison karambwan in my childs Halloween candy
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Bernie Sanders meets his first Vtuber (sykkuno)
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Omni movement all fun and games until you get hit with this
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What do y’all use as a coping mechanism when literally everything in your life is falling apart?
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