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How the fuck do people have hundreds of texts they haven’t read. I literally have an aneurism if I have 1 notification on my phone, how the hell do you live your life like that
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary - wow I’m fucking old
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The hardest song in gaming history. When that harp hits at the 9 sec mark there’s nothing else like that shit. When the horns start going… don’t get me started. Fucking electric
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Nikki Glaser just did an Adam Sandler impression of Timothée Chalamet's name...and then got Adam Sandler join in lol
#GoldenGlobes
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being a game of thrones fan today means living with the duality of resenting the show for that ending but also knowing we will never watch again something as good as this
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Y'all please be careful I just found a poison karambwan in my childs Halloween candy
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Omni movement all fun and games until you get hit with this
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