@chaphead

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Joined January 2010
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In case he's currently anxiously searching his own name, @JoshPughComic's work in progress was absolutely fantastic tonight! 🤩
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"similar shots" and it's just 18 photos of my plate of breaded chicken and mashed potato
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Breaking: Greggs to drop a G from its name to avoid any association with Gregg Wallace.
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Andy C@ANDYC_ram3 Dec 2024
London Residency. @XOYO_London Feb 2025. Who’s in? Sign up now, for pre-sale on Thursday 10am 🎟️ andyc-180x360.com
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Sir Paul McCartney admits applying for New Zealand citizenship just so he could open his advent calendar early. “I needed that choccie,” he grinned
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I wanna go to one of these so bad I don’t even care about the TV I just wanna fight
Boochie Myers🔪
@stoppfeenin27 Nov 2024
It was going down on Black Friday over a smart tv.
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My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work
July@Mpikanisi__22 Nov 2024
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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Checks out
ADHD Memes
@ADHDForReal24 Oct 2024
Don't tell me your astrology sign, I want you to go into Spotify and search for your daylist and post the title it gave you.💀
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Folk Music Film by Bartleberry #TheProdigy #WeLiveForever
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Wtf
James@JamesFl15 Oct 2024
Tarmacing over not just your entire driveway and front garden - but the entirety of the very generous garden that wraps around three sides of your house? Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Replying before you’ve listen to the full voice note
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Fascinated by this TikTok of a woman who ordered a “croissant lamp” of temu and was surprised it had ants crawling all over it on a hot day only to realise it was a real croissant that had been hollowed out and covered in resin
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Not being funny but do these tickets exist or not #oasisreunion
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Andy C@ANDYC_ram21 Aug 2024
Incoming... 🙏 ANDY C X @BeckyHill - Indestructible. August 29th. beckyhill.lnk.to/Indestructi…
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Got 2x spare tix for Marc Rebillet @ Troxy tonight! £40 each, can meet up locally or transfer on Ticketmaster 🎉
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@Whotfismick11 Aug 2024
who the fuck is out here addicted to Gmail
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