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The things I love most include stories and cake, but I don't yet have any great stories about cake. Working on it.

East Granby, Connecticut
Joined July 2007
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After Adesanya’s confrontation with Du Plessis at #UFC290, we may have to demote Henry Cejudo to “viceroy of cringe.” – at Connecticut, USA
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Neil Gaiman's Most Important Rule for Writing 👇 cc: @neilhimself
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Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent? Take us to church.
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If an AI language model like ChatGPT becomes good at predicting the future, what will we call it? The name "Oracle" was taken way too early.
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Compared to other web analytics solutions, GA4 has the advantage that it's free, and the disadvantage that it's not worth a penny.
Using GA4 is like trying to make a sandwich with a hairbrush. So what are we moving to when Universal Analytics ends? And which one of you clever sausages is going to make the plan and guide us through it? Bagsy not.
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My cup was this full _before_ I took a sip. I guess @dunkindonuts must have been running low on Signature Latte today?
Similar to Godwin's Law: In any online conversation with enough participants, regardless of the original topic, someone will eventually try to make it about money.
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Example: Athlete complains about being awakened for random 3:00 a.m. drug testing. Somebody: "I get drug tested at work too, and I'm not paid as much as these guys."
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Apple releases macOS Ventura, with Stage Manager, Continuity Camera, and more theverge.com/2022/10/24/2341…
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This absolutely happens. Because building the workarounds is so much easier than explaining to people why they shouldn't.
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Need a mid-week music pick-me-up? Here’s a quick playlist put together by our Interactive Team, with genres ranging from show tunes to rock, to singer-songwriter. #agencylife #agencysounds open.spotify.com/playlist/3V…
This is awful. I love it. (Has to be told in English, but with a French accent, I think.)
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“Shred the cooked chicken with a pair of forks” appears in the recipe for: a) Enchiladas b) Soft tacos c) Carpal tunnel syndrome d) All of the above
Wish list: I would love it if the new focus modes in #iOS15 could allow notifications from "all apps except ___," instead of silencing everything by default and making you list what's allowed.
Merchants: if your app sends me a push notification that’s just an ad and not a special deal, then you lose notification privileges. Immediately. – at Avon, CT